Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Straw Dork Boom III by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Monday, August 21, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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+Straw pops Jhv with a head butt! The audience is howling!
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-Straw paws a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Straw probes with a flurry of combinations to the chin, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
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+Straw whacks Jhv with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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-Straw fires a series of right combinations to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Straw attempts a pair of combinations to the head, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 8 of 33 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 7 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-9
Straw is slowing down.
Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jhv covers up.
-Straw lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a series of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 16 punches, and JHV landed 3 of 8 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-18
Straw looks exhausted.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jhv covers up.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attacks with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Straw tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Straw throws a uppercut to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 3 of 23 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 8 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-27
Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jhv covers up.
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-Straw tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a volley of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Jhv stays away from it.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a straight right to the ribs, but Jhv ducks just in time.
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+Jhv pokes Straw with a series of furious blows to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 1 of 23 punches, and JHV landed 5 of 8 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-36
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jhv covers up.
-Straw throws a left hook to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Jhv smashes Straw with a volley of blows to the ribs. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Jhv shakes Straw with a flurry of furious punches to the head. Jhv is jabbing and laughing! Straw falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
JHV wins by a technical knockout!
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