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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, August 12, 2023

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Censored fires a series of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Censored throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Lover Boy deftly avoits it.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Censored charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Censored throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Lover Boy stays away from it.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Censored probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Lover Boy ties him up.
-Censored attempts a series of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Censored lands a volley of punches to the head!
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-Censored lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Lover Boy ducks.
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-Lover Boy paws a series of right blows to the ribs, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lover Boy scores with a flurry of loud shots to the stomach.
Lover Boy lands a cruel right uppercut and Censored collapses!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Censored lunges with a pair of left shots to the head, but Lover Boy covers himself well.
+Lover Boy solidly lands a loud cross to the ribs! Lover Boy drops his guard and pounds away! Censored is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!