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(Strawweight) Krusty "Da Clown" defeated Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, May 23, 2000

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Krusty "Da Clown"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Da Clown clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Minister covers up.

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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Da Clown probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Da Clown throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Minister hides behind his gloves.
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Minister throws a barrage of shots to the mouth. Da Clown seems wobbly!
+Da Clown drills Minister with a pair of shots to the chest.
-Da Clown tries to land a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 7 of 24 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 6 of 7 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 10-9


Da Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minister doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Da Clown clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Minister covers up.

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+Minister pounds Da Clown with a pair of off balance blows to the head.
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-Da Clown fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Minister covers himself well.
Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Da Clown tags Minister with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Minister sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Da Clown throws a left uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Da Clown probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Minister ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 7 of 27 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 6 of 9 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 20-18


Da Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minister doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Da Clown clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Minister covers up.

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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Da Clown throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Da Clown belts Minister with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Da Clown probes with a right roundhouse to the chest, but Minister covers himself well.
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+Minister hammers Da Clown with a series of glancing punches to the mouth! Da Clown retreats to the far corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 6 of 24 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 6 of 8 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 30-27


Da Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minister doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Da Clown clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Minister covers up.

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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Da Clown jars Minister with a pair of blows to the ribs. Minister sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Minister tries to attack, but Da Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Da Clown throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Da Clown throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Minister tosses a volley of glancing blows to the eye.
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-Da Clown throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Minister backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 5 of 25 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 7 of 8 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 40-36


Da Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minister doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Da Clown fights inside. (inside)
Minister covers up.

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-Da Clown lunges with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Minister blocks.
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-Da Clown probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but Minister backs out of it.
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+Minister fires a series of blows to the mouth.
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-Da Clown probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Da Clown scores with a solid sweeping right to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 10 of 32 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 7 of 8 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 50-45


Da Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minister doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Da Clown fights inside. (inside)
Minister covers up.

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-Da Clown attacks with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Da Clown annoys Minister with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Minister gets mad!
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-Da Clown attempts a volley of right blows to the chest, but Minister ducks just in time.
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-Da Clown probes with a hook to the chest, but Minister leaps aside.
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-Da Clown paws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Minister beats a hasty retreat.
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-Da Clown launches a volley of punches to the chest, but Minister quickly backs away.
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+Minister punches Da Clown with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 8 of 31 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 6 of 8 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 60-54


Da Clown doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minister doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Da Clown fights inside. (inside)
Minister covers up.

-Da Clown attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Da Clown tries a flurry of shots to the chest, but Minister stays away from it.
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-Da Clown paws a cross to the stomach, but Minister ducks.
+Da Clown shakes Minister with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs! Minister is hurt!
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-Da Clown probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Minister stays away from it.
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+Minister punches Da Clown with a series of solid shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 9 of 33 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 6 of 8 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 70-63


Da Clown doesn't even want to rest!

Minister doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Da Clown fights inside. (inside)
Minister covers up.

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+Da Clown rocks Minister with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Da Clown throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but Minister quickly backs away.
-Da Clown attempts a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Minister escapes.
-Da Clown attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Minister leaps aside.
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-Da Clown probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Minister steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 9 of 34 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 6 of 8 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 80-72


Da Clown doesn't even want to rest!

Minister doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Da Clown fights inside. (inside)
Minister covers up.

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-Da Clown throws a hook to the temple, but misses.
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+Da Clown jolts Minister with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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-Da Clown charges with a volley of blows to the head, but Minister steps aside and laughs.
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+Minister tosses a sweeping right to the face.
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-Da Clown throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Da Clown throws a volley of right punches to the head, but Minister beats a hasty retreat.
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+Da Clown belts Minister with a flurry of nice shots to the eye. Minister shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 9 of 33 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 6 of 8 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 90-81


Da Clown doesn't even want to rest!

Minister doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Da Clown fights inside. (inside)
Minister covers up.

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-Da Clown throws a hook to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Da Clown lunges with a series of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
-Da Clown attacks with a barrage of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Da Clown fires a volley of left blows to the head, but Minister quickly backs away.
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+Da Clown thumps Minister with a series of painful punches to the mouth. Minister shakes his head to clear it.
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-Da Clown attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Da Clown throws a pair of right blows to the head, but Minister narrowly avoids it
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+Minister lands a barrage of light blows to the face. Da Clown is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 9 of 34 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 7 of 8 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 100-90


Da Clown doesn't even want to rest!

Minister doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Da Clown fights inside. (inside)
Minister covers up.

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-Da Clown throws a roundhouse to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Da Clown attempts a series of blows to the face, but Minister blocks.
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+Minister hurts Da Clown with a barrage of blows to the head!
+Da Clown lands a volley of shots to the jaw.
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-Da Clown fires a left sweeping right to the temple, but Minister backs out of it.
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-Da Clown attacks with a series of left shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 9 of 33 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 7 of 8 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 110-99


Da Clown doesn't even want to rest!

Minister doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Da Clown fights inside. (inside)
Minister covers up.

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-Da Clown lunges with a right right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Da Clown charges with a pair of right shots to the eye, but falls short.
-Da Clown probes with a series of shots to the face, but Minister backs out of it.
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+Da Clown lands a volley of blows to the eye.
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+Minister tosses a barrage of blows to the temple.
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-Da Clown attempts a flurry of blows to the face, but Minister stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Krusty "Da Clown" landed 8 of 33 punches, and Mongolia needs a new Prime Minister landed 7 of 7 punches.

Krusty "Da Clown" won the round 10-9

Krusty "Da Clown" is winning the fight 120-108


Da Clown doesn't even want to rest!

Minister doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 2: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 3: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 4: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 5: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 6: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 7: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 8: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 9: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 10: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 11: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 12: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9

Total Score: Krusty "Da Clown" 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 2: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 3: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 4: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 5: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 6: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 7: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 8: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 9: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 10: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 11: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 12: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9

Total Score: Krusty "Da Clown" 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 2: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 3: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 4: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 5: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 6: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 7: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 8: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 9: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 10: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 11: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9
Round 12: Krusty "Da Clown" 10-9

Total Score: Krusty "Da Clown" 120-108

Krusty "Da Clown" wins by decision!