Public Fight Report
(Light-Heavyweight) GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition defeated Kirk Van Houten by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.Match Thursday, May 18, 2000In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Kirk Van Houten!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Houten clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Miller Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Miller Light probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Houten launches a series of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Miller Light fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Miller Light tags Houten with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Houten grimaces in pain.
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+Miller Light hurts Houten with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach. Houten sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Houten lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Miller Light narrowly avoids it
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+Miller Light hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Houten hits with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Miller Light throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Houten beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 7 of 24 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 22 of 38 punches.
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 10-9
Houten doesn't want to stop fighting!
Miller Light doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Houten clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Miller Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Miller Light strikes with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Houten throws a series of shots to the ribs.
Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Miller Light clocks Houten with a strong sweeping right to the chest.
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+Miller Light jolts Houten with a commanding jab to the solar plexus. Houten covers up.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Houten charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Miller Light leaps aside.
+Miller Light tags Houten with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Miller Light lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but Houten ties him up.
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-Houten paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Miller Light tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Houten beats a hasty retreat.
-Houten attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Miller Light quickly backs away.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 7 of 24 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 23 of 39 punches.
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 20-18
Houten doesn't want to stop fighting!
Miller Light doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Houten clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Miller Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Houten attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Miller Light backs out of it.
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+Miller Light scores with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
-Miller Light fires a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Houten lunges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Miller Light blocks.
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+Miller Light thumps Houten with a volley of commanding punches to the chest. Houten is hurt!
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+Houten tags Miller Light with a barrage of stinging blows to the stomach.
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-Miller Light fires a left to the solar plexus, but Houten ducks.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Houten throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Miller Light whacks Houten with a powerful jab to the solar plexus.
Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 8 of 22 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 19 of 30 punches.
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 30-27
Houten doesn't want to stop fighting!
Miller Light doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Houten clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Miller Light is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Houten fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Miller Light tries to attack, but Houten hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Houten attempts a left hook to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 3 of 14 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 4 of 8 punches.
Kirk Van Houten won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 39-37
Houten doesn't want to stop fighting!
Miller Light doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Houten fights inside. (inside)
Miller Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Houten hammers Miller Light with a series of off balance blows to the jaw.
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-Houten throws a series of blows to the chin, but Miller Light beats a hasty retreat.
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+Miller Light pokes Houten with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Houten tags Miller Light with a volley of shots to the temple.
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-Houten probes with a cross to the temple, but Miller Light backs out of it.
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+Miller Light hammers Houten with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
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+Miller Light scores with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
-Miller Light probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Houten takes it in the forearms.
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-Houten attempts a flurry of left punches to the head, but Miller Light hides behind his gloves.
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+Miller Light throws a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Miller Light attempts a jab to the ribs, but Houten covers himself well.
-Houten launches a pair of punches to the face, but Miller Light steps aside.
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-Miller Light attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 10 of 32 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 19 of 30 punches.
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 49-46
Houten doesn't even want to rest!
Miller Light doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Houten fights inside. (inside)
Miller Light is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Houten throws a pair of punches to the face, but Miller Light narrowly avoids it
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-Houten launches a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Miller Light ties him up.
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-Houten probes with a hook to the head, but Miller Light leaps aside.
+Miller Light tosses a quick left to the stomach! Houten seems wobbly!
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+Houten wakes up the fans with a pair of wild shots to the mouth. Miller Light quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 7 of 31 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 6 of 8 punches.
Kirk Van Houten won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 58-56
Houten doesn't even want to rest!
Miller Light doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Houten fights inside. (inside)
Miller Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Houten throws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Miller Light steps aside.
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-Houten probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Miller Light fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but Houten backs out of it.
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+Miller Light fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Miller Light punches Houten with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Houten doesn't seem bothered.
-Miller Light probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Miller Light probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Houten beats a hasty retreat.
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+Miller Light smashes Houten with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
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-Houten attempts a left straight right to the eye, but falls short.
+Houten punches Miller Light with a barrage of shots to the mouth. Miller Light beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 10 of 34 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 19 of 30 punches.
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 68-65
Houten doesn't even want to rest!
Miller Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Houten is using the ring. (using the ring)
Miller Light is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Houten fires a right to the mouth. Miller Light asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Houten tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Miller Light quickly backs away.
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-Houten probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Houten attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but Miller Light narrowly avoids it
-Houten tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Houten fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Miller Light leaps aside.
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-Houten throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Miller Light leaps aside.
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-Houten paws a series of right punches to the nose, but Miller Light beats a hasty retreat.
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-Houten throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Houten hits with a jab to the face! Miller Light falls against the ropes!
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+Houten hits with a series of powerful punches to the nose!
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-Houten launches a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 18 of 63 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 4 of 8 punches.
Kirk Van Houten won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 77-75
Houten doesn't even want to rest!
Miller Light doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Houten is using the ring. (using the ring)
Miller Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Houten probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Houten fires a cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Miller Light charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Houten steps aside and laughs.
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+Miller Light hits Houten with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Miller Light lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Houten lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Miller Light deftly avoits it.
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-Houten attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Miller Light hides behind his gloves.
-Houten charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Miller Light stays away from it.
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-Miller Light fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Houten wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple. Miller Light quickly recovers.
-Houten charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Miller Light beats a hasty retreat.
+Miller Light staggers Houten with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Houten probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Miller Light ties him up.
-Houten tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Houten fires a barrage of solid punches to the head. Miller Light falls against the ropes!
+Houten lands a volley of nasty punches to the jaw! Miller Light beats a hasty retreat.
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+Houten tosses a cross to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 22 of 64 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 16 of 30 punches.
Kirk Van Houten won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 86-85
Houten remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Miller Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Houten fights inside. (inside)
Miller Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Miller Light attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but misses.
+Miller Light wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the face.
+Miller Light scores with a volley of stinging blows to the eye.
-Houten probes with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Miller Light hides behind his gloves.
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+Miller Light wallops Houten with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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-Miller Light tries to land a series of right shots to the chin, but Houten blocks.
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-Miller Light lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Houten throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Houten throws a pair of blows to the face, but Miller Light backs out of it.
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+Houten punches Miller Light with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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-Houten attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Miller Light takes it in the forearms.
+Miller Light pummels Houten with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirk Van Houten landed 11 of 34 punches, and GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition landed 23 of 40 punches.
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition won the round 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition is winning the fight 96-94
Houten remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Miller Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Houten is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Miller Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Houten launches a volley of right blows to the nose, but Miller Light ducks just in time.
+Miller Light clocks Houten with a pair of punches to the temple. Houten is hurt!
+Miller Light pops Houten with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
+Miller Light wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the head. Houten sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Miller Light slams Houten with a volley of crosses to the face!
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+Houten solidly lands a pair of light punches to the mouth.
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+Houten throws a flurry of stiff punches to the eye. Miller Light asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Miller Light charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but Houten backs out of it.
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-Houten paws a pair of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Houten probes with a series of blows to the head, but falls short.
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+Miller Light clocks Houten with a barrage of quick punches to the temple.
Miller Light lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Houten goes down!!
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Houten struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Houten punches Miller Light with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Miller Light hits Houten with a series of mean punches to the face.
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-Houten tries to land a pair of crosses to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Houten probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL
Houten grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.
Miller Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The doctor won't let Kirk Van Houten continue the fight! GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 2: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 3: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 4: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 5: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 6: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 7: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 8: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 9: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 10: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 2: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 3: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 4: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 5: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 6: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 7: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 8: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 9: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 10: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 2: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 3: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 4: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 5: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 6: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 7: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
Round 8: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 9: Kirk Van Houten 10-9
Round 10: GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition 10-9
GI Joe the "Miller Light" edition wins by a technical knockout!
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