Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) "Melanie Brown" defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, August 9, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is "Melanie Brown"!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Melanie Brown backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Melanie Brown belts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach!!
+Dorkness 5 throws Melanie Brown with an illegal kidney punch! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Melanie Brown hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the head!
-Dorkness 5 paws a series of left combinations to the jaw, but Melanie Brown narrowly avoids it
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+Melanie Brown annoys Dorkness 5 with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Melanie Brown hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 5 punches Melanie Brown with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of combinations to the head, but Melanie Brown ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 5 paws a volley of right combinations to the face, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Melanie Brown fires a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a loud straight right to the eye!
+Melanie Brown whacks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Melanie Brown" landed 30 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 32 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Melanie Brown doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Melanie Brown backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Melanie Brown tosses a series of quick punches to the ribs!! Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a right left to the nose, but Melanie Brown leaps aside.
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+Melanie Brown strikes with a barrage of punches to the chest!! Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Melanie Brown rocks Dorkness 5 with a volley of combinations to the chest!
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Melanie Brown ducks.
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+Melanie Brown nails Dorkness 5 with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
+Melanie Brown nails Dorkness 5 with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Melanie Brown pounds Dorkness 5 with a pair of nice punches to the chest!!
-Dorkness 5 tries a right left to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Melanie Brown with a barrage of light combinations to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Melanie Brown" landed 24 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 30 punches.
"Melanie Brown" won the round 10-9
"Melanie Brown" is winning the fight 20-19
Melanie Brown doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Melanie Brown tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but Melanie Brown steps aside.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of right combinations to the nose, but misses.
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+Melanie Brown suprises Dorkness 5 with a volley of combinations to the chin.
Melanie Brown lands a slow motion haymaker and Dorkness 5 goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
"Melanie Brown" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Melanie Brown doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: "Melanie Brown" 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: "Melanie Brown" 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: "Melanie Brown" 10-9
"Melanie Brown" wins by a knockout!
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