Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) "Miss Diss Lexia" defeated Rubenesque P Rotundson IX by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Thursday, August 3, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is "Miss Diss Lexia"!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 150 pounds (68 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson IX!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Miss Diss Lexia backpedals and jabs.
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Miss Diss Lexia backs up Rubenesque with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Rubenesque launches a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Rubenesque throws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Miss Diss Lexia escapes.
+Rubenesque strikes with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach. Miss Diss Lexia hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Rubenesque annoys Miss Diss Lexia with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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Miss Diss Lexia tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Miss Diss Lexia jolts Rubenesque with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Miss Diss Lexia tosses a series of solid punches to the chest.
Miss Diss Lexia tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Miss Diss Lexia jolts Rubenesque with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Miss Diss Lexia" landed 23 of 24 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 22 of 33 punches.
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX won the round 10-9
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX is winning the fight 10-9
Miss Diss Lexia doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Miss Diss Lexia backpedals and jabs.
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Rubenesque fires a jab to the solar plexus, but Miss Diss Lexia steps aside.
-Rubenesque tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Miss Diss Lexia clocks Rubenesque with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
+Miss Diss Lexia thumps Rubenesque with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Miss Diss Lexia hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Rubenesque pummels Miss Diss Lexia with a flurry of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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+Rubenesque tags Miss Diss Lexia with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
Miss Diss Lexia tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Miss Diss Lexia tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Miss Diss Lexia annoys Rubenesque with a series of painful punches to the stomach! Rubenesque beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rubenesque lashes out with a volley of solid blows to the chest.
+Miss Diss Lexia fires a heavy jab to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Miss Diss Lexia" landed 24 of 24 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 22 of 33 punches.
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX won the round 10-9
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX is winning the fight 20-18
Miss Diss Lexia doesn't even want to rest!
Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Miss Diss Lexia backpedals and jabs.
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Rubenesque punches Miss Diss Lexia with a volley of wild shots to the chest. Miss Diss Lexia gets mad!
+Rubenesque smacks Miss Diss Lexia with a pair of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Miss Diss Lexia gets mad!
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+Miss Diss Lexia connects with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Rubenesque beats a hasty retreat.
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+Miss Diss Lexia hits with a series of off balance shots to the ribs.
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+Miss Diss Lexia hammers Rubenesque with a stinging roundhouse to the solar plexus! Rubenesque covers up.
+Miss Diss Lexia connects with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus! Rubenesque shakes his head to clear it.
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-Rubenesque attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Miss Diss Lexia tags Rubenesque with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Miss Diss Lexia whacks Rubenesque with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach. Rubenesque covers up.
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+Rubenesque solidly lands a flurry of hard shots to the ribs. Miss Diss Lexia quickly recovers.
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+Rubenesque fires a series of blows to the ribs!
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Miss Diss Lexia tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Miss Diss Lexia tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Miss Diss Lexia" landed 24 of 24 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 17 of 32 punches.
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX won the round 10-9
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX is winning the fight 30-27
Miss Diss Lexia remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Miss Diss Lexia is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Rubenesque fights inside. (inside)
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-Rubenesque lunges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Miss Diss Lexia steps aside and laughs.
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+Miss Diss Lexia shakes Rubenesque with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
Miss Diss Lexia lands a well placed uppercut and Rubenesque falls senseless!!
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Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rubenesque connects with a flurry of mean blows to the ribs. Miss Diss Lexia sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Rubenesque throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Rubenesque belts Miss Diss Lexia with a barrage of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Rubenesque smacks Miss Diss Lexia with a loud hook to the ribs. Miss Diss Lexia doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Miss Diss Lexia shakes Rubenesque with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Rubenesque whacks Miss Diss Lexia with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach. Miss Diss Lexia laughs!
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+Miss Diss Lexia smashes Rubenesque with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Rubenesque attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Miss Diss Lexia tosses a jab to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Miss Diss Lexia" landed 24 of 24 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 24 of 39 punches.
"Miss Diss Lexia" won the round 10-8
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX is winning the fight 38-37
Miss Diss Lexia remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rubenesque looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Miss Diss Lexia tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rubenesque fights inside. (inside)
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-Rubenesque charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Miss Diss Lexia blocks.
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+Miss Diss Lexia whacks Rubenesque with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
+Miss Diss Lexia fires a stiff straight right to the nose.
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+Miss Diss Lexia hits Rubenesque with a volley of wild combinations to the mouth!
Miss Diss Lexia lands a cruel blow to the temple and Rubenesque's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Miss Diss Lexia hits Rubenesque with a loud roundhouse to the jaw.
Miss Diss Lexia lands a vicious blow to the head and Rubenesque's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
"Miss Diss Lexia" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Miss Diss Lexia grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Rubenesque can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 2: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 3: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 4: "Miss Diss Lexia" 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 2: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 3: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 4: "Miss Diss Lexia" 10-8
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 2: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 3: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 4: "Miss Diss Lexia" 10-8
"Miss Diss Lexia" wins by a knockout!
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