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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated JHV II by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, July 31, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 88 pounds (40 kilograms) is JHV II!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv Ii comes out fighting.

+Jhv Ii jolts Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a solid straight right to the face.
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-Jhv Ii tries to land a series of combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jhv Ii thumps Dorkness 1 with a vicious sweeping right to the head.
+Dorkness 1 hits Jhv Ii with a solid roundhouse to the nose!!
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive left punch in the nose and Jhv Ii is knocked out of the ring!!

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Jhv Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Jhv Ii with a barrage of combinations to the head. Jhv Ii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Jhv Ii goes down!!

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Jhv Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the eye.
-Jhv Ii attempts a volley of left blows to the eye, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
+Jhv Ii hits with a flurry of commanding shots to the jaw!!
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+Dorkness 1 hits Jhv Ii with a jab to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of loud combinations to the eye. Jhv Ii laughs!
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful left blow to the head and Jhv Ii's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.

Jhv Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!