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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 31, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 88 pounds (40 kilograms) is JHV II!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Jhv Ii comes out fighting. +Jhv Ii jolts Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 laughs! ... ... +Dorkness 1 scores with a solid straight right to the face. ... ... ... -Jhv Ii tries to land a series of combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... +Jhv Ii thumps Dorkness 1 with a vicious sweeping right to the head. +Dorkness 1 hits Jhv Ii with a solid roundhouse to the nose!! Dorkness 1 lands a decisive left punch in the nose and Jhv Ii is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Jhv Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Dorkness 1 hits Jhv Ii with a barrage of combinations to the head. Jhv Ii sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Dorkness 1 lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Jhv Ii goes down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Jhv Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. + The fighters swap combinations to the eye. -Jhv Ii attempts a volley of left blows to the eye, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves. +Jhv Ii hits with a flurry of commanding shots to the jaw!! ... +Dorkness 1 hits Jhv Ii with a jab to the jaw. ... ... +Dorkness 1 fires a volley of loud combinations to the eye. Jhv Ii laughs! Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful left blow to the head and Jhv Ii's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool. Jhv Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!