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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 31, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Gifted Boxer!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Straw hammers Boxer with a flurry of mean punches to the face. Straw lands a vicious blow to the head and Boxer's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. Boxer can't remember which corner is his. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!