Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, July 29, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Major attacks with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
+Major scores with a left to the temple. Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Major lands a slow motion uppercut and Minute's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Minute slams Major with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Major laughs!
+Minute strikes with a commanding straight right to the head.
-Minute fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Major leaps aside.
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-Minute attacks with a series of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Major launches a series of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Major lands a left to the nose. Minute asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Major lands a devestating right punch in the nose and Minute staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Major lunges with a volley of blows to the temple, but Minute ducks.
-Minute tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Major ducks.
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-Major launches a series of punches to the jaw, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Major attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Minute throws a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Major drills Minute with a series of quick punches to the head.
+Minute pummels Major with a furious jab to the nose!!
+Minute pops Major with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 11 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 39 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-7
Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-7
Major is obviously tired.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 2
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Minute tags Major with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Major tries a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Minute tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Major charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Major lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Minute escapes.
+Minute hurts Major with a vicious left to the mouth.
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-Major fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Major takes it in the forearms.
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+Major stuns Minute with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 8 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 40 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Capt. Major is winning the fight 20-17
Major collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 3
Major backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute tries to land a series of left punches to the chin, but Major hides behind his gloves.
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-Major launches a jab to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Minute jars Major with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Minute lashes out with a series of left punches to the face, but misses.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Major stays away from it.
-Minute lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Major throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Minute ties him up.
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+Minute hammers Major with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Major retreats to the far corner.
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+Minute grazes Major with a flurry of furious punches to the face. Minute is raining blows! Major seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.
Minute is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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