Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, July 28, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer attacks with a left straight right to the chest, but goes wide.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never staggers Slammer with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Never probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 15 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never fires a volley of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries a series of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Slammer throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never pokes Slammer with a volley of nasty shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 11 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Never hides behind his gloves.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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-Never fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never attempts a right to the chest, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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-Never probes with a right uppercut to the chest, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slammer connects with a hook to the solar plexus. Slammer is raining blows! Never begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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