Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated JHV II by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, July 24, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 88 pounds (40 kilograms) is JHV II!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Jhv Ii comes out fighting.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Jhv Ii hammers Dorkness 1 with a stinging straight right to the face.
Jhv Ii lands a blood spattering left blow to the head and Dorkness 1's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a series of mean combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering left uppercut and Jhv Ii goes over backwards!!
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Jhv Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with Jhv Ii with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
+Dorkness 1 thumps Jhv Ii with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
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+Jhv Ii jars Dorkness 1 with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but falls short.
+Jhv Ii hits Dorkness 1 with a vicious left to the chest!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a glancing roundhouse to the jaw!!
+Jhv Ii drills Dorkness 1 with a volley of wild shots to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a series of hard punches to the face. Jhv Ii is hurt!
+Jhv Ii jolts Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the ribs.
Jhv Ii lands a crashing right blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 goes over backwards!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Jhv Ii with a pair of blows to the mouth. Jhv Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a pair of wild blows to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful right hook and Jhv Ii is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Jhv Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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