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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Coal Cracker Baxter by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, July 24, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Baxter!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Baxter backpedals and jabs.

+Baxter rocks Straw with a series of blows to the head. Straw quickly recovers.
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-Straw tries a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Baxter narrowly avoids it
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Baxter tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Baxter tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Baxter hits Straw with a series of punches to the temple. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Straw suprises Baxter with a pair of blows to the stomach.
Straw lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Baxter is knocked out of the ring!!

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Baxter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Baxter tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw smashes Baxter with a series of blows to the chest!!
Straw lands a tremendous left blow to the temple and Baxter goes over backwards!!

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Baxter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Baxter clocks Straw with a jab to the nose.
-Straw attacks with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Baxter takes charge with a barrage of punches to the eye. Straw seems wobbly!
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+Straw pounds Baxter with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Baxter is hurt!
Straw lands a brutal punch in the nose and Baxter goes down!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Baxter can't remember which corner is his.





Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!