Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) "Jaime Koeppe" defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Wednesday, July 19, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is "Jaime Koeppe"!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jaime Koeppe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Jaime Koeppe lands a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a volley of combinations to the nose, but Jaime Koeppe quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of left combinations to the eye, but Jaime Koeppe deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Jaime Koeppe with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Jaime Koeppe with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 5 smacks Jaime Koeppe with a pair of combinations to the chin.
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+Jaime Koeppe catches Dorkness 5 with a series of solid shots to the chest.
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+Jaime Koeppe lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of loud combinations to the jaw!!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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+Jaime Koeppe jolts Dorkness 5 with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Jaime Koeppe wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 33 punches, and "Jaime Koeppe" landed 21 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
Jaime Koeppe doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jaime Koeppe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but Jaime Koeppe covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a series of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Jaime Koeppe annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 5 shakes Jaime Koeppe with a flurry of hard combinations to the stomach.
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+Jaime Koeppe backs up Dorkness 5 with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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-Jaime Koeppe tries a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Jaime Koeppe thumps Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jaime Koeppe blocks.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 24 punches, and "Jaime Koeppe" landed 16 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jaime Koeppe doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jaime Koeppe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Jaime Koeppe scores with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jaime Koeppe tosses a volley of combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 5 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 5 throws a series of hard combinations to the chest. Jaime Koeppe laughs!
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-Jaime Koeppe launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jaime Koeppe throws a pair of mean combinations to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkness 5 charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Jaime Koeppe covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Jaime Koeppe beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 25 punches, and "Jaime Koeppe" landed 17 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Jaime Koeppe doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jaime Koeppe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 5 drills Jaime Koeppe with a volley of strong combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Jaime Koeppe tattoos Dorkness 5 with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Jaime Koeppe staggers Dorkness 5 with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Jaime Koeppe with a jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 23 punches, and "Jaime Koeppe" landed 18 of 23 punches.
"Jaime Koeppe" won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Jaime Koeppe doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jaime Koeppe tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Jaime Koeppe attempts a flurry of combinations to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Jaime Koeppe punches Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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+Jaime Koeppe throws a furious cross to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but Jaime Koeppe blocks.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a right roundhouse to the chest, but Jaime Koeppe narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Jaime Koeppe connects with a volley of painful combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 smacks Jaime Koeppe with a series of powerful combinations to the stomach!! Jaime Koeppe sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 24 punches, and "Jaime Koeppe" landed 16 of 24 punches.
"Jaime Koeppe" won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
Jaime Koeppe doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jaime Koeppe tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Jaime Koeppe with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach!!
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+Jaime Koeppe lands a barrage of loud combinations to the solar plexus.
+Jaime Koeppe hits with a strong jab to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 paws a straight right to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Jaime Koeppe annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of quick blows to the chest!
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-Jaime Koeppe attempts a pair of right combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 26 punches, and "Jaime Koeppe" landed 19 of 25 punches.
"Jaime Koeppe" won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Jaime Koeppe doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jaime Koeppe tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a volley of combinations to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Jaime Koeppe with a pair of nasty combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Jaime Koeppe suprises Dorkness 5 with a series of combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Jaime Koeppe ties him up.
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+Jaime Koeppe fires a barrage of nasty combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jaime Koeppe deftly avoits it.
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+Jaime Koeppe drills Dorkness 5 with a light cross to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 7 of 24 punches, and "Jaime Koeppe" landed 18 of 25 punches.
"Jaime Koeppe" won the round 10-9
"Jaime Koeppe" is winning the fight 67-66
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
Jaime Koeppe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jaime Koeppe tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Jaime Koeppe annoys Dorkness 5 with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a volley of right combinations to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Jaime Koeppe clocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Jaime Koeppe leaps aside.
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+Jaime Koeppe pounds Dorkness 5 with a volley of hard combinations to the chest.
+Jaime Koeppe shakes Dorkness 5 with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 5 of 25 punches, and "Jaime Koeppe" landed 22 of 23 punches.
"Jaime Koeppe" won the round 10-9
"Jaime Koeppe" is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool.
Jaime Koeppe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jaime Koeppe tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Jaime Koeppe rocks Dorkness 5 with a heavy jab to the head.
Jaime Koeppe lands a terrific right hook and Dorkness 5 is flattened!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a volley of punches to the stomach. Jaime Koeppe sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Jaime Koeppe rocks Dorkness 5 with a volley of combinations to the nose.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of left combinations to the chest, but is ineffective.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Jaime Koeppe steps aside and laughs.
+Jaime Koeppe strikes with a off balance combination to the chin. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Jaime Koeppe lands a lightning haymaker and Dorkness 5 lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
"Jaime Koeppe" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.
Jaime Koeppe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 5: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 6: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 7: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 8: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 4: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 5: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 6: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 7: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 8: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 3: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 4: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 5: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 6: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 7: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
Round 8: "Jaime Koeppe" 10-9
"Jaime Koeppe" wins by a knockout!
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