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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated I stole this from Manny v1.01 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, July 7, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is I stole this from Manny v1.01!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Manny V1.01 hits with a volley of quick shots to the stomach! Slammer laughs!
-Manny V1.01 paws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Slammer backs out of it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Manny V1.01 throws a hook to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Manny V1.01 probes with a right uppercut to the stomach, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 10-9


Manny V1.01 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

-Slammer attempts a hook to the face, but Manny V1.01 ties him up.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 paws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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-Manny V1.01 fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 tries to land a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 9 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 20-18


Manny V1.01 looks exhausted.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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-Manny V1.01 paws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 launches a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 4 of 22 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 9 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 30-27


Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Manny V1.01 fights inside. (inside)
Slammer covers up.

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+Slammer connects with a jab to the eye! Slammer strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Manny V1.01 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!