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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 3, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Straw fires a volley of painful punches to the chest. Straw lands a beautiful uppercut and Schumer's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw receives medical attention from his trainer. Schumer can't remember which corner is his. Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!