Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, June 26, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of combinations to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of right shots to the eye, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 1 pops Jhv with a volley of painful combinations to the mouth. Jhv falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of left combinations to the chin, but Jhv beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of nice combinations to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with Jhv with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of combinations to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 29 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of nasty combinations to the stomach. Jhv sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but Jhv leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 25 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of combinations to the ribs, but Jhv ducks.
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+Jhv thumps Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the stomach!! Jhv smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Dorkness 1's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
JHV wins by a technical knockout!
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