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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, June 24, 2023

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Censored tries a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Censored lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Censored throws a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Lover Boy ties him up.
-Censored attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Lover Boy narrowly avoids it
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Censored drills Lover Boy with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Censored hits Lover Boy with a pair of shots to the chin.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Censored attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Lover Boy beats a hasty retreat.
-Censored charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Lover Boy quickly backs away.
+Censored punches Lover Boy with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lover Boy paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Lover Boy lunges with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Censored deftly avoits it.
-Lover Boy attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but Censored backs out of it.
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-Censored throws a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Censored smashes Lover Boy with a pair of heavy punches to the face. Lover Boy backpedals to his own corner.
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+Lover Boy belts Censored with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
Lover Boy lands a blood spattering right smash to the jaw and Censored hurtles to the canvas!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Censored lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Lover Boy annoys Censored with a volley of blows to the ribs. Lover Boy is raining blows! Censored can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!