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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, June 23, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never backs up Slammer with a pair of light blows to the stomach!!
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+Never backs up Slammer with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer attacks with a series of right shots to the chin, but Never blocks.
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-Never fires a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 14 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9


Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Slammer escapes.
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+Never connects with a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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-Never fires a series of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 10 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18


Never is slowing down.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but Slammer ties him up.
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+Never shakes Slammer with a wild uppercut to the ribs. Slammer doesn't notice.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 7 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27


Never receives medical attention from his trainer.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer backs out of it.
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+Slammer fires a pair of stinging blows to the eye. Slammer is raining blows! Never is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!