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(Heavyweight) Homer Simpson defeated Kid Unot by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Friday, April 02, 1999

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is Kid Unot!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is Homer Simpson!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Kid Unot goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)
Simpson is brawling. (inside)

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Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Simpson lashes out with a series of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Simpson tosses a volley of stiff shots to the head. Kid Unot falls against the ropes!
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Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kid Unot lands a flurry of furious shots to the mouth.
-Simpson tries a flurry of blows to the eye, but Kid Unot leaps aside.
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-Simpson tries to land a hook to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Kid Unot throws a series of loud blows to the mouth.
+Simpson connects with Kid Unot with a bite to the ear! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Kid Unot backs up Simpson with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Simpson annoys Kid Unot with a solid uppercut to the temple.
Simpson lands a mighty blow to the head and Kid Unot's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Kid Unot struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Simpson nails Kid Unot with a pair of blows to the face.
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+Kid Unot hits with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kid Unot landed 16 of 17 punches, and Homer Simpson landed 14 of 40 punches.

Homer Simpson won the round 10-8

Homer Simpson is winning the fight 10-8


Kid Unot doesn't even want to rest!

Simpson doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Kid Unot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Simpson is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Kid Unot fires a series of right shots to the chest, but Simpson leaps aside.
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-Kid Unot tries a left uppercut to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kid Unot shakes Simpson with a pair of painful shots to the chest.
Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kid Unot fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Kid Unot suprises Simpson with a series of quick blows to the chest. Simpson hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kid Unot landed 10 of 23 punches, and Homer Simpson landed 4 of 8 punches.

Kid Unot won the round 10-9

Homer Simpson is winning the fight 19-18


Kid Unot doesn't even want to rest!

Simpson doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kid Unot clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Simpson is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Simpson tries to land a left to the temple, but is ineffective.
Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Simpson catches Kid Unot with a volley of vicious crosses to the mouth. Kid Unot is hurt!
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+Simpson strikes with a pair of blows to the face.
Simpson lands a mighty uppercut and Kid Unot goes over backwards!!

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Kid Unot struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Kid Unot punches Simpson with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Simpson probes with a pair of left roundhouses to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Simpson drills Kid Unot with a pair of nasty uppercuts to the temple!
+Kid Unot smashes Simpson with a series of crosses to the stomach.
Kid Unot lands a resounding blow to the temple and Simpson hurtles to the canvas!!

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Simpson struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Simpson tries to attack, but Kid Unot hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Kid Unot clocks Simpson with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
-Kid Unot probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Simpson hides behind his gloves.
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+Simpson belts Kid Unot with a flurry of light punches to the temple. Kid Unot sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Simpson lands a terrific right punch in the nose and Kid Unot's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Homer Simpson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Kid Unot remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Simpson is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Homer Simpson 10-8
Round 2: Kid Unot 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Homer Simpson 10-8
Round 2: Kid Unot 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Homer Simpson 10-8
Round 2: Kid Unot 10-9

Homer Simpson wins by a knockout!