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(Super-Bantamweight) SB Dork Boom I defeated Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Tuesday, June 20, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is SB Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Pillow Fists backpedals and jabs.
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Pillow Fists tosses a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
-Pillow Fists throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Boom I hammers Pillow Fists with a series of furious shots to the chest.
Boom I lands a tremendous left hook and Pillow Fists's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Pillow Fists struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pillow Fists hits with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Pillow Fists annoys Boom I with a flurry of blows to the face.
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+Pillow Fists throws a strong left to the ribs.
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-Boom I attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Pillow Fists leaps aside.
+Pillow Fists attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw! Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pillow Fists throws a series of powerful punches to the nose!! Boom I laughs!
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I solidly lands a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
Boom I lands a quick hook and Pillow Fists staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Pillow Fists struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Pillow Fists lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Boom I leaps aside.
Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pillow Fists slams Boom I with a furious roundhouse to the chin.
-Boom I lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Boom I shakes Pillow Fists with a nasty uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Boom I fires a right roundhouse to the stomach, but Pillow Fists deftly avoits it.
Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I connects with a pair of glancing shots to the chest.
Boom I lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Pillow Fists is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
SB Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pillow Fists can't remember which corner is his.

Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





SB Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!