Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Enor Mpenis defeated Alexa Bliss by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Monday, June 19, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Enor Mpenis!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Alexa Bliss!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Bliss is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Mpenis throws a series of right shots to the temple, but falls short.
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+Mpenis tosses a barrage of hard shots to the nose!
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+Bliss smashes Mpenis with a series of nasty punches to the stomach. Mpenis shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bliss takes charge with a pair of quick blows to the chest.
-Mpenis probes with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Bliss leaps aside.
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+Bliss hurts Mpenis with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Bliss fires a series of punches to the chest.
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+Bliss annoys Mpenis with a furious hook to the stomach!!
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+Bliss connects with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Mpenis hits with a barrage of hard blows to the face. Bliss covers up.
+Bliss lashes out with a mean straight right to the ribs.
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+Mpenis pummels Bliss with a light uppercut to the temple!
-Mpenis attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 35 punches, and Alexa Bliss landed 31 of 31 punches.
Alexa Bliss won the round 10-9
Alexa Bliss is winning the fight 10-9
Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bliss doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Bliss is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bliss tags Mpenis with a hard uppercut to the stomach.
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+Mpenis hurts Bliss with a series of mean shots to the eye!!
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-Mpenis attempts a left sweeping right to the face, but misses.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the chin.
+Mpenis clocks Bliss with a series of punches to the chin. Bliss sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bliss pokes Mpenis with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Mpenis backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bliss annoys Mpenis with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
-Mpenis paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Bliss steps aside and laughs.
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+Bliss annoys Mpenis with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
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+Bliss tattoos Mpenis with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Bliss tosses a commanding sweeping right to the solar plexus. Mpenis grimaces in pain.
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+Bliss hits Mpenis with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Mpenis tattoos Bliss with a uppercut to the nose. Bliss is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Enor Mpenis landed 17 of 32 punches, and Alexa Bliss landed 30 of 32 punches.
Alexa Bliss won the round 10-9
Alexa Bliss is winning the fight 20-18
Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bliss doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Bliss is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bliss punches Mpenis with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Bliss lands a volley of wild punches to the ribs!!
+Bliss whacks Mpenis with a stinging jab to the stomach.
-Mpenis tries a left to the temple, but Bliss covers himself well.
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+Mpenis punches Bliss with a volley of mean punches to the head.
-Mpenis probes with a pair of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Bliss solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Mpenis clocks Bliss with a volley of blows to the chin. Bliss is hurt!
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+Bliss hits with a straight right to the solar plexus. Mpenis covers up.
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-Mpenis launches a pair of shots to the face, but Bliss takes it in the forearms.
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+Mpenis jars Bliss with a pair of light punches to the temple! Bliss asks for time to wipe off the blood.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 32 punches, and Alexa Bliss landed 32 of 32 punches.
Alexa Bliss won the round 10-9
Alexa Bliss is winning the fight 30-27
Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!
Bliss doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Bliss is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bliss fires a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach!! Mpenis backpedals to his own corner.
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+Mpenis tosses a series of quick punches to the chin! Bliss sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bliss annoys Mpenis with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mpenis attacks with a hook to the temple.
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+Bliss hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-Mpenis probes with a left hook to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Mpenis probes with a left right to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Bliss hits with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Mpenis pops Bliss with a vicious hook to the chin.
-Mpenis tries a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Bliss ducks.
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+Bliss tattoos Mpenis with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus. Mpenis ignores it.
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+Bliss connects with a volley of punches to the ribs. Mpenis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Enor Mpenis landed 15 of 29 punches, and Alexa Bliss landed 33 of 34 punches.
Alexa Bliss won the round 10-9
Alexa Bliss is winning the fight 40-36
Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!
Bliss remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Bliss is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bliss belts Mpenis with a wild jab to the chest.
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+Bliss hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach. Mpenis laughs!
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-Mpenis launches a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Bliss ducks just in time.
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-Mpenis launches a pair of right blows to the chin, but fails to score.
+Bliss smacks Mpenis with a volley of blows to the chest. Mpenis doesn't notice.
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+Mpenis belts Bliss with a series of nasty punches to the face!!
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+Mpenis hits Bliss with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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+Bliss pounds Mpenis with a off balance sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Bliss lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Mpenis launches a volley of right punches to the nose, but Bliss beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Enor Mpenis landed 17 of 31 punches, and Alexa Bliss landed 32 of 32 punches.
Alexa Bliss won the round 10-9
Alexa Bliss is winning the fight 50-45
Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!
Bliss remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Bliss is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Mpenis lashes out with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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+Bliss slams Mpenis with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Bliss thumps Mpenis with a flurry of punches to the ribs! Mpenis sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bliss drills Mpenis with a right to the ribs.
+Bliss tattoos Mpenis with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bliss thumps Mpenis with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Mpenis attempts a right cross to the chin, but Bliss blocks.
-Mpenis throws a right to the nose, but Bliss narrowly avoids it
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+Mpenis pummels Bliss with a uppercut to the nose.
-Mpenis attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Mpenis hits with a straight right to the nose.
+Mpenis takes charge with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Enor Mpenis landed 17 of 31 punches, and Alexa Bliss landed 31 of 31 punches.
Alexa Bliss won the round 10-9
Alexa Bliss is winning the fight 60-54
Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bliss remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Bliss is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Mpenis lunges with a hook to the chin, but Bliss beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mpenis jars Bliss with a glancing uppercut to the head.
+Bliss scores with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Mpenis lashes out with a volley of right punches to the face, but Bliss deftly avoits it.
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+Mpenis tags Bliss with a flurry of shots to the head.
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+Bliss strikes with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Mpenis slams Bliss with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose. Bliss beats a hasty retreat.
+Bliss tags Mpenis with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Bliss tags Mpenis with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
+Bliss attacks with a heavy sweeping right to the chest.
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+Bliss belts Mpenis with a quick roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Mpenis launches a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Bliss beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 31 punches, and Alexa Bliss landed 31 of 33 punches.
Alexa Bliss won the round 10-9
Alexa Bliss is winning the fight 70-63
Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bliss remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Bliss backpedals and jabs.
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-Mpenis attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Bliss beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mpenis slams Bliss with a series of nasty blows to the jaw.
-Mpenis charges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but falls short.
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-Mpenis paws a pair of blows to the nose, but Bliss deftly avoits it.
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+Bliss whacks Mpenis with a pair of painful shots to the ribs!!
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+Mpenis solidly lands a volley of nasty punches to the eye. Bliss ignores it.
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+Mpenis hits with a series of shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 29 punches, and Alexa Bliss landed 7 of 7 punches.
Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9
Alexa Bliss is winning the fight 79-73
Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bliss remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Mpenis is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bliss is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Mpenis slams Bliss with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
Mpenis lands a decisive left smash to the jaw and Bliss drops like a stone!!
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Bliss struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bliss throws a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Mpenis lands a flurry of uppercuts to the nose.
-Mpenis tries a volley of right uppercuts to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Bliss catches Mpenis with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mpenis fires a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Mpenis launches a flurry of crosses to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Mpenis tries a volley of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Bliss belts Mpenis with a series of painful crosses to the ribs.
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+Mpenis tosses a loud blow to the eye. Bliss falls against the ropes!
+Bliss jolts Mpenis with a series of uppercuts to the stomach.
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+Bliss fires a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Bliss strikes with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL
Mpenis grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bliss grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let Alexa Bliss continue the fight! Enor Mpenis wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 2: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 3: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 4: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 5: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 6: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 7: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 2: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 3: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 4: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 5: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 6: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 7: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 2: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 3: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 4: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 5: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 6: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 7: Alexa Bliss 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Enor Mpenis wins by a technical knockout!
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