Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated JHV II by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 12, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 88 pounds (40 kilograms) is JHV II!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv Ii comes out fighting.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Jhv Ii with a pair of vicious blows to the eye.
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+Jhv Ii clocks Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the temple.
Jhv Ii lands a cruel left blow to the head and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jhv Ii lands a quick uppercut to the chin. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Jhv Ii lands a blood spattering hook and Dorkness 1 falls senseless!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Jhv Ii with a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Jhv Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Jhv Ii blocks.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of heavy combinations to the temple.
+Jhv Ii smashes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of heavy shots to the jaw.
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+Jhv Ii hits with a volley of solid shots to the jaw.
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-Jhv Ii attacks with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
+Jhv Ii hits with a volley of wild shots to the head.
+Jhv Ii wakes up the fans with a flurry of light punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 1 tattoos Jhv Ii with a light hook to the face!
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Jhv Ii with a volley of nasty punches to the face!!
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious hook and Jhv Ii is flattened!!
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Jhv Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Jhv Ii with a series of wild punches to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Jhv Ii lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Jhv Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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