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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Big Boy Part Twelve by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, June 9, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Big Boy Part Twelve!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Twelve clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Twelve charges with a series of left shots to the face, but to no avail.
-Slammer probes with a series of right shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Twelve belts Slammer with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Twelve pounds Slammer with a flurry of commanding shots to the chin. Slammer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Twelve staggers Slammer with a volley of strong shots to the head! Slammer ignores it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Big Boy Part Twelve landed 14 of 23 punches.

Big Boy Part Twelve won the round 10-9

Big Boy Part Twelve is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Twelve grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Twelve clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Twelve tries to land a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but Twelve deftly avoits it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twelve catches Slammer with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Slammer doesn't notice.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Twelve charges with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Big Boy Part Twelve landed 11 of 22 punches.

Big Boy Part Twelve won the round 10-9

Big Boy Part Twelve is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Twelve is slowing down.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Twelve clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Twelve probes with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Twelve attacks with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twelve jolts Slammer with a flurry of glancing blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and Big Boy Part Twelve landed 7 of 23 punches.

Big Boy Part Twelve won the round 10-9

Big Boy Part Twelve is winning the fight 30-27


Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Twelve receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Slammer covers up.
Twelve clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Twelve lashes out with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Twelve hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer hits with a volley of heavy blows to the mouth!! Slammer is raining blows! Twelve collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Twelve can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boy Part Twelve 10-9
Round 2: Big Boy Part Twelve 10-9
Round 3: Big Boy Part Twelve 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boy Part Twelve 10-9
Round 2: Big Boy Part Twelve 10-9
Round 3: Big Boy Part Twelve 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boy Part Twelve 10-9
Round 2: Big Boy Part Twelve 10-9
Round 3: Big Boy Part Twelve 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!