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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Big Boy Elite V by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, June 7, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Big Boy Elite V!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Elite V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 5 smashes Elite V with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a series of shots to the mouth.
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-Elite V probes with a series of blows to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 5 rocks Elite V with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Elite V lashes out with a barrage of wild shots to the face.
Elite V lands a decisive right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 5's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Elite V lashes out with a volley of shots to the jaw. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Elite V with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 catches Elite V with a series of mean punches to the chin. Elite V sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 shakes Elite V with a volley of off balance combinations to the head! Elite V sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Elite V lashes out with a pair of solid blows to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Elite V with a pair of solid combinations to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Elite V's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Elite V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin!! Elite V shakes his head to clear it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Elite V smacks Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
Elite V lands a bone crushing right punch in the nose and Dorkness 5 collapses!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 hammers Elite V with a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 5 lands a vicious left haymaker and Elite V goes over backwards!!

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Elite V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of hard punches to the face.
+Elite V tosses a series of off balance punches to the face!!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a beautiful blow to the head and Elite V's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Elite V doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!