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(Super-Bantamweight) SB Dork Boom I defeated Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Tuesday, June 6, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Kreiger "Pillow Fists" Heinelich!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is SB Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Pillow Fists backpedals and jabs.
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Pillow Fists stuns Boom I with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!
+Pillow Fists hammers Boom I with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I tattoos Pillow Fists with a barrage of commanding blows to the chest!! Pillow Fists sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Boom I lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Pillow Fists drops like a stone!!

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Pillow Fists struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pillow Fists shakes Boom I with a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
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Pillow Fists tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pillow Fists smashes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Pillow Fists hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Boom I fires a pair of shots to the ribs. Pillow Fists shakes his head to clear it.
Boom I lands a resounding hook and Pillow Fists's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
SB Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pillow Fists can't remember which corner is his.

Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





SB Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!