logo

Currently Online:


Public Fight Report

(Strawweight) Enor Mpenis defeated .GoldDigger. by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Monday, June 5, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Enor Mpenis!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is .GoldDigger.!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Golddigger. is backpedaling. (using the ring)

...
...
...
...
+Golddigger. shakes Mpenis with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Mpenis doesn't notice.
...
...
...
+Golddigger. pops Mpenis with a jab to the solar plexus.
...
...
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
...
...
+Golddigger. suprises Mpenis with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Golddigger. fires a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Mpenis charges with a series of right blows to the chest, but Golddigger. takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
+Golddigger. hits with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
+Mpenis belts Golddigger. with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus. Golddigger. retreats to the far corner.
+Mpenis smashes Golddigger. with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs. Golddigger. doesn't notice.
+Mpenis hits with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Golddigger. ignores it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis staggers Golddigger. with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 18 of 32 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 22 of 22 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 10-9


Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!

Golddigger. doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Golddigger. is backpedaling. (using the ring)

...
+Mpenis throws a volley of light blows to the stomach.
...
...
-Mpenis tries a series of right punches to the chest, but Golddigger. leaps aside.
+Golddigger. annoys Mpenis with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Mpenis gets mad!
...
...
...
+Golddigger. hits Mpenis with a jab to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis smashes Golddigger. with a barrage of punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Golddigger. tattoos Mpenis with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs. Mpenis is hurt!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis tags Golddigger. with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Mpenis launches a series of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Mpenis charges with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Golddigger. beats a hasty retreat.
+Golddigger. jars Mpenis with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 30 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 23 of 23 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 20-18


Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!

Golddigger. doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Golddigger. is backpedaling. (using the ring)

...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis takes charge with a uppercut to the ribs.
+Golddigger. hits with a mean left to the solar plexus! Mpenis quickly recovers.
+Golddigger. whacks Mpenis with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
+Golddigger. takes charge with a series of furious shots to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Mpenis tries to land a right hook to the chest, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
-Mpenis tries to land a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
...
+Golddigger. attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Mpenis retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
...
...
-Mpenis attacks with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Golddigger. takes it in the forearms.
...
+Mpenis lands a jab to the chest.
...
...
+Mpenis wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the chest!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 31 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 23 of 24 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 30-27


Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!

Golddigger. doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Golddigger. is backpedaling. (using the ring)

...
...
+Golddigger. punches Mpenis with a flurry of nice shots to the solar plexus.
+Golddigger. tosses a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
-Mpenis probes with a straight right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
+Mpenis hits with a pair of blows to the stomach.
+Golddigger. hits with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. Mpenis sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Golddigger. connects with a left to the chest.
+Mpenis lands a uppercut to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis backs up Golddigger. with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus! Golddigger. is hurt!
...
...
+Golddigger. fires a powerful hook to the ribs.
-Mpenis attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 28 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 22 of 22 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 40-36


Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!

Golddigger. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Mpenis is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Golddigger. is backpedaling. (using the ring)

...
...
...
+Golddigger. shakes Mpenis with a right to the chest. Mpenis quickly recovers.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Mpenis throws a barrage of crosses to the face, but Golddigger. takes it in the forearms.
...
+Golddigger. tags Mpenis with a pair of hard punches to the chest.
...
+Mpenis slams Golddigger. with a stinging jab to the temple.
-Mpenis attempts a flurry of right hooks to the temple, but only hits air.
+Mpenis tosses a barrage of light hooks to the mouth.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Golddigger. hits with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis tags Golddigger. with a volley of punches to the mouth.
...
+Mpenis jolts Golddigger. with a barrage of painful blows to the nose. Golddigger. hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
+Golddigger. hits with a series of punches to the stomach!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 18 of 30 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 22 of 24 punches.

.GoldDigger. won the round 10-9

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 49-46


Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Golddigger. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Golddigger. backpedals and jabs.

-Mpenis charges with a series of right shots to the chest, but Golddigger. covers himself well.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Mpenis lunges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Golddigger. narrowly avoids it
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis smacks Golddigger. with a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach.
+Golddigger. punches Mpenis with a series of commanding punches to the ribs! Mpenis sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis strikes with a pair of powerful shots to the chest.
+Mpenis punches Golddigger. with a volley of wild punches to the chest. Golddigger. falls against the ropes!
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 31 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 7 of 8 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 59-55


Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Golddigger. grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye.



ROUND 7

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Golddigger. backpedals and jabs.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis catches Golddigger. with a loud left to the stomach. Golddigger. backpedals to his own corner.
...
+Mpenis strikes with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
...
-Mpenis charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
...
...
...
...
-Mpenis tries a series of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis lands a pair of vicious blows to the chest.
-Mpenis throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Golddigger. deftly avoits it.
-Mpenis probes with a series of left shots to the chest, but Golddigger. ducks.
...
...
...
...
...
+Golddigger. pounds Mpenis with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 15 of 31 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 69-64


Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Golddigger. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.



ROUND 8

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Golddigger. is backpedaling. (using the ring)

...
...
...
...
...
...
+Golddigger. fires a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis smashes Golddigger. with a series of vicious punches to the chest. Golddigger. retreats to the far corner.
...
...
+Mpenis backs up Golddigger. with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus!
...
...
...
...
+Golddigger. clocks Mpenis with a volley of wild punches to the ribs. Mpenis sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
-Mpenis attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Golddigger. backs out of it.
...
...
...
-Mpenis attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
...
+Golddigger. throws a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis scores with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
-Mpenis lunges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Golddigger. escapes.
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 13 of 32 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 22 of 23 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 79-73


Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Golddigger. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.



ROUND 9

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Golddigger. backpedals and jabs.

...
...
...
...
...
...
-Mpenis throws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
...
...
...
...
...
-Mpenis probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Golddigger. blocks.
...
...
...
...
-Mpenis lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Golddigger. covers himself well.
+Mpenis solidly lands a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Mpenis attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Golddigger. ducks.
...
...
...
+Mpenis staggers Golddigger. with a volley of shots to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
+Golddigger. connects with a volley of off balance punches to the chest. Mpenis beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 34 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 7 of 7 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 89-82


Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Golddigger. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Mpenis clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Golddigger. is backpedaling. (using the ring)

...
...
...
...
+Mpenis jolts Golddigger. with a nice hook to the chin.
...
...
...
Golddigger. tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+Golddigger. wallops Mpenis with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
-Golddigger. lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Mpenis takes it in the forearms.
...
-Mpenis throws a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Golddigger. ties him up.
...
...
...
+Golddigger. scores with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus!
...
+Golddigger. connects with a volley of light punches to the stomach. Mpenis sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Golddigger. tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
+Mpenis lands a flurry of punches to the head.
...
...
...
-Mpenis lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Golddigger. backs out of it.
Golddigger. tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Golddigger. tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 13 of 26 punches, and .GoldDigger. landed 16 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Enor Mpenis is winning the fight 99-92


Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Golddigger. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Mpenis clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Golddigger. tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
...
Golddigger. tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis solidly lands a series of punches to the head.
...
...
...
-Golddigger. lunges with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Mpenis ties him up.
...
Golddigger. tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+Golddigger. lands a volley of vicious combinations to the jaw.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mpenis solidly lands a mean jab to the jaw.
Golddigger. tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
Golddigger. tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Golddigger. takes charge with a series of combinations to the face.
...
...
...
+Golddigger. attacks with a volley of loud combinations to the jaw.
Golddigger. tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mpenis attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Golddigger. narrowly avoids it
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL
Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Golddigger. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

The doctor won't let .GoldDigger. continue the fight! Enor Mpenis wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 3: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 4: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 5: .GoldDigger. 10-9
Round 6: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 7: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 10: Enor Mpenis 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 2: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: .GoldDigger. 10-9
Round 5: .GoldDigger. 10-9
Round 6: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 7: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 9: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 2: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 3: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 4: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 5: .GoldDigger. 10-9
Round 6: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 7: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 8: .GoldDigger. 10-9
Round 9: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 10: Enor Mpenis 10-9

Enor Mpenis wins by a technical knockout!