Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated I stole this from Manny v1.01 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, June 2, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is I stole this from Manny v1.01!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer tries a volley of blows to the nose, but Manny V1.01 deftly avoits it.
+Manny V1.01 attacks with a barrage of nice shots to the chest.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 lashes out with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Manny V1.01 fires a left uppercut to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9
I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 10-9
Manny V1.01 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Manny V1.01 annoys Slammer with a barrage of hard shots to the ribs.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 attacks with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer blocks.
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-Slammer launches a pair of shots to the temple, but Manny V1.01 escapes.
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-Manny V1.01 lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 5 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 9 punches.
I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9
I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 20-18
Manny V1.01 looks exhausted.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Slammer quickly backs away.
-Manny V1.01 launches a left cross to the stomach, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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-Manny V1.01 probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Slammer probes with a right uppercut to the chin, but fails to score.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 fires a left straight right to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside.
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 4 of 22 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 7 punches.
I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9
I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 30-27
Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Manny V1.01 fights inside. (inside)
Slammer covers up.
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-Manny V1.01 paws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Slammer jolts Manny V1.01 with a pair of painful shots to the ribs. Slammer smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Manny V1.01 begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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