Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, May 17, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Supafizzle 5 with a barrage of stinging shots to the ribs!
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Supafizzle 5 steps aside.
+Supafizzle 5 backs up Dorkness 4 with a volley of shots to the head.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 tries to land a uppercut to the mouth, but misses.
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+Dorkness 4 stuns Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
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+Dorkness 4 throws a pair of strong blows to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 26 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!
Supafizzle 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Supafizzle 5 quickly backs away.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Supafizzle 5 with a painful roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Supafizzle 5 with a left to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 jars Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of blows to the chest. Supafizzle 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Supafizzle 5 fires a painful hook to the head.
-Supafizzle 5 attacks with a volley of right blows to the chin, but Dorkness 4 ties him up.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 24 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Supafizzle 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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+Dorkness 4 wallops Supafizzle 5 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Supafizzle 5 retreats to the far corner.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 5 whacks Dorkness 4 with a wild left to the face. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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-Supafizzle 5 paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the chest. Supafizzle 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Supafizzle 5 suprises Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a series of painful shots to the ribs.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Supafizzle 5 charges with a series of shots to the temple, but Dorkness 4 covers himself well.
+Dorkness 4 nails Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of nice blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a lightning left blow to the head and Supafizzle 5 falls senseless!!
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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 21 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 6 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-26
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Supafizzle 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
+Supafizzle 5 wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 shakes his head to clear it.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 attempts a pair of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Supafizzle 5 charges with a series of left shots to the nose, but Dorkness 4 steps aside.
+Dorkness 4 punches Supafizzle 5 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a barrage of painful blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 is jabbing and laughing! Supafizzle 5 can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Supafizzle 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!
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