Public Fight Report

(Strawweight) Enor Mpenis defeated Terrible Timothy Savage by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, May 15, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Enor Mpenis!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Terrible Timothy Savage!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Savage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Mpenis tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Savage hides behind his gloves.
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+Savage lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Savage wakes up the fans with Mpenis with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Mpenis lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Mpenis stuns Savage with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
+Savage connects with a series of mean punches to the eye!
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-Mpenis attempts a left hook to the ribs, but Savage ducks just in time.
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+Mpenis throws a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Savage jolts Mpenis with a series of punches to the chin. Mpenis doesn't seem bothered.
+Savage tags Mpenis with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Mpenis fires a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Savage smacks Mpenis with a flurry of vicious blows to the face.
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+Savage hits with a series of stinging shots to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 17 of 30 punches, and Terrible Timothy Savage landed 37 of 37 punches.

Terrible Timothy Savage won the round 10-9

Terrible Timothy Savage is winning the fight 10-9

Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!

Savage doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 2

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Savage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Savage lands a series of punches to the jaw. Mpenis beats a hasty retreat.
+Savage lands a volley of heavy blows to the jaw. Mpenis falls against the ropes!
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-Mpenis throws a roundhouse to the chest, but misses.
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+Savage suprises Mpenis with a volley of hard punches to the chest. Mpenis is hurt!
+Savage shakes Mpenis with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Mpenis hits with a series of blows to the ribs.
+Savage attacks with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Savage fires a volley of off balance shots to the stomach.
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-Mpenis throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Mpenis scores with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Mpenis throws a hook to the chest.
+Savage nails Mpenis with a pair of punches to the mouth!! Mpenis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 21 of 29 punches, and Terrible Timothy Savage landed 39 of 39 punches.

Terrible Timothy Savage won the round 10-9

Terrible Timothy Savage is winning the fight 20-18

Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!

Savage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 3

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Savage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Mpenis hurts Savage with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs. Savage hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Mpenis lunges with a uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Mpenis belts Savage with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Savage hits with a wild right to the mouth.
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+Mpenis takes charge with a stinging uppercut to the ribs!!
+Savage fires a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Savage pokes Mpenis with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Savage slams Mpenis with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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-Mpenis lashes out with a volley of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Savage scores with a barrage of solid punches to the face. Mpenis sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 17 of 32 punches, and Terrible Timothy Savage landed 33 of 42 punches.

Terrible Timothy Savage won the round 10-9

Terrible Timothy Savage is winning the fight 30-27

Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!

Savage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 4

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Savage is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mpenis lashes out with a series of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Mpenis takes charge with a barrage of furious shots to the ribs.
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+Mpenis pops Savage with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Savage staggers Mpenis with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+Mpenis hits Savage with a commanding uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Mpenis lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Savage narrowly avoids it
-Mpenis probes with a left left to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 17 of 34 punches, and Terrible Timothy Savage landed 6 of 9 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Terrible Timothy Savage is winning the fight 39-37

Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!

Savage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 5

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Savage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Savage suprises Mpenis with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Mpenis throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Savage ties him up.
+Savage punches Mpenis with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Mpenis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Mpenis takes charge with a barrage of strong shots to the stomach.
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+Mpenis belts Savage with a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Mpenis tries to land a volley of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Savage lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Mpenis lunges with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
+Savage attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
+Savage hits with a flurry of loud punches to the nose. Mpenis falls against the ropes!
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+Savage pummels Mpenis with a flurry of commanding shots to the chin.
+Mpenis tosses a barrage of light blows to the solar plexus.
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+Savage nails Mpenis with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 32 punches, and Terrible Timothy Savage landed 33 of 39 punches.

Terrible Timothy Savage won the round 10-9

Terrible Timothy Savage is winning the fight 49-46

Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!

Savage is obviously tired.

ROUND 6

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Savage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Savage tattoos Mpenis with a volley of light punches to the chest.
+Savage tags Mpenis with a barrage of stiff punches to the face!!
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+Mpenis hits Savage with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach!
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+Savage tosses a volley of strong punches to the eye.
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-Mpenis attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Mpenis hits Savage with a series of punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the nose.
-Mpenis probes with a right to the stomach, but Savage covers himself well.
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+Savage connects with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
+Mpenis fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Savage hits Mpenis with a volley of punches to the mouth. Mpenis doesn't seem bothered.
-Savage tries a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 20 of 32 punches, and Terrible Timothy Savage landed 29 of 43 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Terrible Timothy Savage is winning the fight 59-56

Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!

Savage is slowing down.

ROUND 7

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Savage is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Savage charges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Mpenis leaps aside.
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-Savage lunges with a left jab to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Mpenis hits with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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-Mpenis charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Savage catches Mpenis with a series of painful punches to the face.
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+Savage smashes Mpenis with a series of punches to the temple.
+Savage tattoos Mpenis with a jab to the head!
+Mpenis tags Savage with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Savage hits with a volley of wild punches to the mouth. Mpenis grimaces in pain.
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+Mpenis hits Savage with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
+Savage fires a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Mpenis grazes Savage with a volley of mean punches to the stomach. Savage backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 20 of 32 punches, and Terrible Timothy Savage landed 27 of 42 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Terrible Timothy Savage is winning the fight 68-66

Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!

Savage is slowing down.

ROUND 8

Mpenis fights inside. (inside)
Savage is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Savage launches a jab to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Savage attacks with a series of light punches to the chest. Mpenis falls against the ropes!
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+Savage connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Savage solidly lands a left to the nose.
+Savage fires a volley of hard punches to the face.
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-Savage lunges with a pair of left shots to the chin, but Mpenis takes it in the forearms.
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-Mpenis attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Savage nails Mpenis with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Mpenis staggers Savage with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs. Savage backpedals to his own corner.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
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+Mpenis attacks with a series of blows to the stomach. Savage sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Mpenis jolts Savage with a vicious hook to the chest!! Savage falls against the ropes!
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+Mpenis hits with a volley of quick blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enor Mpenis landed 21 of 31 punches, and Terrible Timothy Savage landed 24 of 38 punches.

Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9

Terrible Timothy Savage is winning the fight 77-76

Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Savage looks exhausted.

ROUND 9

Mpenis is brawling. (inside)
Savage is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Mpenis connects with a barrage of mean punches to the face!
Mpenis lands a powerful right punch in the nose and Savage is knocked down!!

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Savage struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Savage smacks Mpenis with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Savage shakes Mpenis with a furious left to the chin.
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+Savage throws a flurry of light shots to the face. Mpenis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Mpenis attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Mpenis backs up Savage with a volley of stinging blows to the chin.
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-Savage tries to land a barrage of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Mpenis connects with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Savage doesn't seem bothered.
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+Savage thumps Mpenis with a straight right to the temple. Mpenis beats a hasty retreat.
+Savage punches Mpenis with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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+Savage tosses a pair of painful punches to the temple!
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+Mpenis tosses a series of blows to the eye. Savage quickly recovers.
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-Savage throws a right jab to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Mpenis strikes with a series of blows to the jaw.
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-Savage tries to land a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Mpenis wallops Savage with a pair of blows to the face.
Mpenis lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Savage falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Enor Mpenis wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Mpenis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Savage receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 2: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 3: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 4: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 5: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 6: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 7: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 2: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 3: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 4: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 5: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 6: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 7: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9

Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 2: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 3: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 4: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 5: Terrible Timothy Savage 10-9
Round 6: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 7: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9

Enor Mpenis wins by a knockout!