Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Wednesday, May 3, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Supafizzle 5 hurts Dorkness 4 with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 lunges with a volley of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Supafizzle 5 suprises Dorkness 4 with a pair of powerful shots to the chin.
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-Supafizzle 5 launches a flurry of left blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a stiff hook to the stomach.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 24 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!
Supafizzle 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Supafizzle 5 lunges with a left jab to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Supafizzle 5 with a series of wild blows to the chest.
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+Supafizzle 5 hits with a straight right to the jaw.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Supafizzle 5 hits with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Supafizzle 5 with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Supafizzle 5 backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 25 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Supafizzle 5 is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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+Supafizzle 5 punches Dorkness 4 with a painful straight right to the face.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Supafizzle 5 lashes out with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but misses.
+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a pair of quick blows to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Supafizzle 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a series of blows to the ribs.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 attempts a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Dorkness 4 stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 23 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 8 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Supafizzle 5 looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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+Supafizzle 5 tags Dorkness 4 with a flurry of shots to the head. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 4 drills Supafizzle 5 with a volley of heavy blows to the chest!
Dorkness 4 lands a vicious left smash to the jaw and Supafizzle 5 is knocked down!!
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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of commanding shots to the stomach. Supafizzle 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a pair of painful blows to the stomach. Supafizzle 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 4 lands a mighty blow to the temple and Supafizzle 5's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 5 hits with a pair of powerful shots to the face. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a cross to the stomach, but Supafizzle 5 ducks.
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-Supafizzle 5 probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but Dorkness 4 deftly avoits it.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Supafizzle 5 with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Supafizzle 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Supafizzle 5 lands a flurry of blows to the eye.
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-Supafizzle 5 probes with a sweeping right to the face, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
+Dorkness 4 hammers Supafizzle 5 with a pair of nice blows to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 24 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-34
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Supafizzle 5 can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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+Dorkness 4 nails Supafizzle 5 with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a sudden hook and Supafizzle 5 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 belts Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of punches to the chest. Dorkness 4 is jabbing and laughing! Supafizzle 5 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Supafizzle 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!
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