Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Mad Cow Flatulence defeated Sasquatch Tornado by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Friday, May 19, 2000In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 233 pounds (106 kilograms) is Mad Cow Flatulence!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Sasquatch Tornado!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Flatulence throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tornado stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
+Flatulence pops Tornado with a roundhouse to the jaw.
+Tornado tags Flatulence with a series of loud roundhouses to the mouth!!
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+Tornado jars Flatulence with a pair of punches to the head!!
+Tornado stuns Flatulence with a loud right to the mouth.
+Tornado throws a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Tornado hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Flatulence probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Tornado covers himself well.
+Tornado jolts Flatulence with a series of painful punches to the nose.
+Flatulence tags Tornado with a left to the eye.
Flatulence lands a cruel left haymaker and Tornado drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Mad Cow Flatulence wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!
Tornado grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
Mad Cow Flatulence wins by a knockout!
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