Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall defeated Big John's Ale by unanimous decision: 40-37, 39-37, 39-37.Match Saturday, April 29, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
-Big John's Ale tries to land a flurry of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Dodging attacks with a volley of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Dodging attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
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-Big John's Ale launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dodging ties him up.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a barrage of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Dodging fires a barrage of powerful punches to the head!
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-Big John's Ale throws a pair of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Dodging attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Dodging attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Dodging throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Dodging lashes out with a pair of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a left jab to the nose, but Dodging ducks just in time.
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-Big John's Ale fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Dodging lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 6 of 46 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 38 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 10-9
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Dodging blocks.
-Big John's Ale lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Dodging steps aside and laughs.
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-Dodging probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale beats a hasty retreat.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Big John's Ale lunges with a series of right shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Dodging launches a right to the jaw, but Big John's Ale quickly backs away.
-Big John's Ale lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Dodging quickly backs away.
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-Dodging probes with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Dodging probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dodging charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale blocks.
-Dodging fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale leaps aside.
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-Dodging attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 42 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 40 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 20-18
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a right right to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Dodging paws a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Dodging attacks with a left jab to the chin, but Big John's Ale takes it in the forearms.
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-Dodging attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a series of right punches to the nose, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dodging tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Dodging fires a series of painful punches to the head.
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+Big John's Ale thumps Dodging with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
-Big John's Ale fires a volley of left punches to the face, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale charges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
-Big John's Ale throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dodging attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale stays away from it.
-Dodging attempts a right jab to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 5 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 30-28
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Dodging probes with a series of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Big John's Ale tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Big John's Ale launches a volley of left punches to the head, but Dodging quickly backs away.
-Dodging throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Dodging tries a right jab to the chin, but Big John's Ale steps aside.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Big John's Ale tries a straight right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Dodging attempts a flurry of left blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Dodging fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but Big John's Ale stays away from it.
-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Dodging fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Big John's Ale attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Dodging ducks.
-Big John's Ale attempts a right jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Dodging thumps Big John's Ale with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 40 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 40-37
Dodging remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-37
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Big John's Ale 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 39-37
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Big John's Ale 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 39-37
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall wins by decision!
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