Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Tallest Man Alive defeated The Slighted by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Saturday, April 22, 2023In this corner, standing 11 feet(335 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tallest Man Alive!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is The Slighted!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Alive backpedals and jabs.
Slighted comes out fighting.
+Slighted strikes with a series of punches to the head!
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-Slighted throws a left jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Alive connects with a flurry of heavy blows to the jaw. Slighted is hurt!
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+Alive annoys Slighted with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Slighted throws a left sweeping right to the chin, but Alive stays away from it.
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+Alive lands a series of furious punches to the nose. Slighted beats a hasty retreat.
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+Alive tags Slighted with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Slighted launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Alive covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 22 of 23 punches, and The Slighted landed 10 of 31 punches.
Tallest Man Alive won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 10-9
Alive doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slighted doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Alive backpedals and jabs.
Slighted comes out fighting.
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+Alive lashes out with a series of shots to the head. Slighted sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Slighted probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Slighted lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Alive hides behind his gloves.
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+Alive punches Slighted with a series of quick punches to the nose. Slighted doesn't seem bothered.
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-Slighted fires a flurry of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Alive tags Slighted with a heavy jab to the temple.
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-Slighted fires a series of punches to the eye, but Alive leaps aside.
+Alive hits with a volley of punches to the mouth! Slighted seems wobbly!
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+Slighted hits with a volley of hard blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 23 of 24 punches, and The Slighted landed 10 of 30 punches.
Tallest Man Alive won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 20-18
Alive doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slighted doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Alive backpedals and jabs.
Slighted comes out fighting.
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-Slighted lunges with a series of punches to the head, but Alive escapes.
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-Slighted attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Alive tags Slighted with a series of mean blows to the chest. Slighted shakes his head to clear it.
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+Alive annoys Slighted with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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+Slighted pounds Alive with a uppercut to the face.
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-Slighted lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Alive annoys Slighted with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Alive wakes up the fans with a loud jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 22 of 22 punches, and The Slighted landed 9 of 29 punches.
Tallest Man Alive won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 30-27
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Alive stays outside and uses his jab.
Slighted comes out fighting.
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-Slighted fires a jab to the mouth, but Alive escapes.
-Slighted probes with a left sweeping right to the head, but Alive beats a hasty retreat.
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-Slighted lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Slighted paws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Alive blocks.
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+Alive suprises Slighted with a right to the ribs.
-Slighted attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but Alive escapes.
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-Slighted attempts a flurry of blows to the temple, but Alive quickly backs away.
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+Slighted hits Alive with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple. Alive sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Slighted landed 8 of 30 punches.
The Slighted won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 39-37
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Alive backpedals and jabs.
Slighted comes out fighting.
+Alive attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Alive wallops Slighted with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Slighted fires a flurry of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Slighted lands a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Alive tattoos Slighted with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach!
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-Slighted probes with a pair of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Slighted attempts a right to the face, but only hits air.
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+Alive pummels Slighted with a volley of punches to the chest. Slighted hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Slighted lunges with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Alive stays away from it.
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+Alive suprises Slighted with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 23 of 25 punches, and The Slighted landed 8 of 32 punches.
Tallest Man Alive won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 49-46
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Alive stays outside and uses his jab.
Slighted comes out fighting.
+Slighted whacks Alive with a flurry of shots to the eye!
+Alive attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Slighted attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Slighted launches a volley of shots to the nose, but Alive blocks.
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-Slighted throws a right cross to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Slighted tries to land a pair of right blows to the nose, but Alive escapes.
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-Slighted attacks with a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Slighted landed 8 of 34 punches.
The Slighted won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 58-56
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Alive backpedals and jabs.
Slighted comes out fighting.
+Alive throws a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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-Slighted attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but Alive deftly avoits it.
-Slighted launches a series of shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Slighted fires a barrage of punches to the eye! Alive sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Alive hammers Slighted with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Alive pops Slighted with a loud left to the chest. Slighted sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Slighted attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Alive escapes.
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-Slighted launches a pair of punches to the jaw, but Alive narrowly avoids it
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-Slighted lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Alive connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 22 of 22 punches, and The Slighted landed 6 of 34 punches.
Tallest Man Alive won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 68-65
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Alive stays outside and uses his jab.
Slighted comes out fighting.
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+Slighted staggers Alive with a flurry of solid shots to the head!!
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-Slighted charges with a barrage of blows to the face, but Alive ties him up.
-Slighted fires a pair of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Slighted lashes out with a series of right shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Slighted attempts a right to the temple, but Alive backs out of it.
+Alive throws a volley of vicious blows to the mouth.
-Slighted launches a pair of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Slighted landed 9 of 31 punches.
The Slighted won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 77-75
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Alive backpedals and jabs.
Slighted comes out fighting.
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+Alive hammers Slighted with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Slighted attacks with a pair of right blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Alive clocks Slighted with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Slighted lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Slighted lashes out with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Alive ties him up.
-Slighted fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Alive ties him up.
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+Slighted catches Alive with a volley of light blows to the jaw.
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+Alive connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 25 of 26 punches, and The Slighted landed 8 of 34 punches.
Tallest Man Alive won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 87-84
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Alive backpedals and jabs.
Slighted comes out fighting.
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-Slighted paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Alive slams Slighted with a loud uppercut to the head.
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+Alive pokes Slighted with a mean jab to the nose. Slighted sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Alive lands a series of hard punches to the chin.
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+Alive attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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-Slighted attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Alive tattoos Slighted with a barrage of punches to the face!
+Slighted takes charge with a series of light shots to the jaw.
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-Slighted tries to land a flurry of shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Alive hits with a series of punches to the mouth. Slighted sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Slighted launches a pair of left shots to the eye, but Alive steps aside.
+Alive smacks Slighted with a pair of light shots to the jaw!
+Alive jolts Slighted with a volley of punches to the eye!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 32 of 33 punches, and The Slighted landed 6 of 34 punches.
Tallest Man Alive won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 97-93
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Alive backpedals and jabs.
Slighted comes out fighting.
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+Alive hammers Slighted with a strong jab to the chin.
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-Slighted attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Alive backs out of it.
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-Slighted throws a series of left shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Slighted lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Alive ducks.
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-Slighted fires a volley of right punches to the face, but Alive escapes.
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-Slighted throws a pair of shots to the face, but Alive quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 8 of 8 punches, and The Slighted landed 5 of 31 punches.
The Slighted won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 106-103
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Alive backpedals and jabs.
Slighted comes out fighting.
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-Slighted attempts a flurry of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Slighted launches a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Alive ducks just in time.
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+Alive pummels Slighted with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Slighted fires a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Slighted launches a cross to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Alive annoys Slighted with a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Slighted lands a volley of shots to the nose.
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+Alive rocks Slighted with a barrage of hard blows to the temple! Slighted sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Slighted throws a flurry of right shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tallest Man Alive landed 24 of 24 punches, and The Slighted landed 8 of 30 punches.
Tallest Man Alive won the round 10-9
Tallest Man Alive is winning the fight 116-112
Alive doesn't even want to rest!
Slighted grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 2: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 3: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 4: The Slighted 10-9
Round 5: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 6: The Slighted 10-9
Round 7: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 8: The Slighted 10-9
Round 9: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 10: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 11: The Slighted 10-9
Round 12: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Total Score: Tallest Man Alive 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 2: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 3: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 4: The Slighted 10-9
Round 5: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 6: The Slighted 10-9
Round 7: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 8: The Slighted 10-9
Round 9: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 10: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 11: The Slighted 10-9
Round 12: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Total Score: Tallest Man Alive 116-112
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 2: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 3: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 4: The Slighted 10-9
Round 5: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 6: The Slighted 10-9
Round 7: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 8: The Slighted 10-9
Round 9: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 10: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Round 11: The Slighted 10-9
Round 12: Tallest Man Alive 10-9
Total Score: Tallest Man Alive 116-112
Tallest Man Alive wins by decision!
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