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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Duke Jumper II by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, April 19, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Duke Jumper II!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duke clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Duke hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 wallops Duke with a flurry of punches to the chest. Duke hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Duke tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Duke tosses a volley of heavy shots to the jaw. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Duke lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Dorkness 4 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Duke rocks Dorkness 4 with a pair of furious shots to the mouth.
+Dorkness 4 wallops Duke with a series of stinging blows to the stomach!!
Dorkness 4 lands a cruel right blow to the temple and Duke staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Duke can't remember which corner is his.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!