Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall defeated Big John's Ale by majority decision: 40-38, 40-36, 39-39.Match Saturday, April 15, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale fires a volley of left punches to the head, but Dodging ducks.
-Dodging attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Dodging probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale beats a hasty retreat.
-Big John's Ale charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dodging steps aside.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Dodging ducks just in time.
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-Big John's Ale tries a jab to the temple, but fails to score.
+Dodging lashes out with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
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-Dodging throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
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-Dodging throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale ties him up.
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-Dodging charges with a left right to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Big John's Ale hammers Dodging with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Dodging lunges with a jab to the eye, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale fires a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Big John's Ale tries a series of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Dodging steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 42 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 5 of 42 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
-Dodging attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but misses.
-Big John's Ale lunges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Big John's Ale charges with a series of punches to the face, but Dodging steps aside.
-Dodging lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale blocks.
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-Big John's Ale throws a jab to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Dodging probes with a left jab to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Dodging probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale takes it in the forearms.
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-Dodging throws a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Dodging blocks.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Big John's Ale tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses.
-Dodging attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale escapes.
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-Dodging attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Dodging fires a series of stiff punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 36 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 40 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
-Big John's Ale throws a volley of left punches to the head, but Dodging ties him up.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Big John's Ale throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Big John's Ale throws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Dodging lunges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Big John's Ale deftly avoits it.
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-Dodging lunges with a roundhouse to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Dodging tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Dodging tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Big John's Ale annoys Dodging with a flurry of quick punches to the temple!!
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
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-Dodging lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
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-Dodging attempts a series of left shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dodging attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale beats a hasty retreat.
-Big John's Ale lunges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dodging stays away from it.
-Dodging attacks with a sweeping right to the eye, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale fires a cross to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 39 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 5 of 40 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 30-29
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Dodging leaps aside.
-Big John's Ale tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
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-Dodging tries a right cross to the face, but only hits air.
-Big John's Ale paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
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-Dodging probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a series of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Dodging probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Dodging throws a pair of left shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a right straight right to the head, but fails to score.
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-Big John's Ale throws a volley of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dodging blocks.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 38 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 5 of 43 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 40-38
Dodging remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-38
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-36
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Big John's Ale 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall wins by decision!
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