Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Feite Grete defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Tuesday, April 11, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Feite Grete!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Grete tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 3 hammers Grete with a volley of shots to the ribs!
-Dorkness 3 throws a series of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Grete tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of light combinations to the mouth.
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+Grete rocks Dorkness 3 with a vicious roundhouse to the jaw.
Grete lands a thundering right blow to the temple and Dorkness 3 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grete lands a pair of quick combinations to the nose!
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+Dorkness 3 clocks Grete with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grete lands a pair of light combinations to the face. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grete grazes Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a hook to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Grete pounds Dorkness 3 with a series of combinations to the mouth!!
+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a pair of furious blows to the ribs! Grete beats a hasty retreat.
-Grete probes with a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 3 quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feite Grete landed 25 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 25 punches.
Feite Grete won the round 10-8
Feite Grete is winning the fight 10-8
Grete doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Grete tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Grete is hurt!
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Grete stays away from it.
+Dorkness 3 punches Grete with a series of glancing shots to the stomach.
-Grete fires a series of combinations to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Grete backs up Dorkness 3 with a pair of combinations to the nose!!
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+Grete solidly lands a barrage of vicious combinations to the face. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
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+Grete pokes Dorkness 3 with a painful jab to the head.
Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grete throws a volley of off balance combinations to the head. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Grete scores with a series of stiff punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Grete lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Dorkness 3 falls senseless!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a series of left shots to the ribs, but Grete ducks.
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+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of quick shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feite Grete landed 22 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 23 punches.
Feite Grete won the round 10-8
Feite Grete is winning the fight 20-16
Grete remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Grete tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grete pops Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the eye! Dorkness 3 laughs!
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+Dorkness 3 suprises Grete with a barrage of light shots to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Grete tags Dorkness 3 with a straight right to the jaw.
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-Grete fires a series of combinations to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Grete hits with a series of punches to the head.
Grete lands a slow motion left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 3 collapses!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 pummels Grete with a series of shots to the chest.
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a pair of shots to the stomach.
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grete whacks Dorkness 3 with a sweeping right to the face.
+Grete staggers Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feite Grete landed 23 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 25 punches.
Feite Grete won the round 10-8
Feite Grete is winning the fight 30-24
Grete remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Grete tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a volley of strong shots to the chest.
Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grete scores with a heavy jab to the temple.
-Dorkness 3 lunges with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Grete punches Dorkness 3 with a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a uppercut to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Grete stays away from it.
+Grete connects with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
Grete lands a resounding hook and Dorkness 3's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Grete with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grete solidly lands a mean jab to the eye!
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+Grete nails Dorkness 3 with a heavy left to the jaw.
Grete lands a ferocious hook and Dorkness 3 is knocked out of the ring!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grete pummels Dorkness 3 with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feite Grete landed 25 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Feite Grete won the round 10-7
Feite Grete is winning the fight 40-31
Grete grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 3 is obviously tired. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
ROUND 5
Grete tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Grete punches Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but Grete covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Grete solidly lands a flurry of hard combinations to the chin.
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grete stuns Dorkness 3 with a hook to the nose.
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Grete tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grete throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Dorkness 3 blocks.
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+Grete tattoos Dorkness 3 with a series of blows to the face.
Grete lands a brutal uppercut and Dorkness 3 is knocked off his feet!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Grete steps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Grete ducks.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Grete wakes up the fans with a sweeping right to the chin. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
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+Grete tags Dorkness 3 with a series of nice shots to the eye.
Grete lands a slow motion left blow to the temple and Dorkness 3 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Feite Grete wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Grete grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 3 looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Feite Grete 10-8
Round 2: Feite Grete 10-8
Round 3: Feite Grete 10-8
Round 4: Feite Grete 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Feite Grete 10-8
Round 2: Feite Grete 10-8
Round 3: Feite Grete 10-8
Round 4: Feite Grete 10-7
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Feite Grete 10-8
Round 2: Feite Grete 10-8
Round 3: Feite Grete 10-8
Round 4: Feite Grete 10-7
Feite Grete wins by a knockout!
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