Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Big Money Stunner by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Tuesday, April 4, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Big Money Stunner!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Stunner deftly avoits it.
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+Stunner smacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of off balance punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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+Stunner pounds Dorkness 3 with a mean hook to the jaw.
-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 3 tags Stunner with a volley of strong blows to the stomach. Stunner backpedals to his own corner.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner fires a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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+Stunner punches Dorkness 3 with a painful hook to the nose. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Stunner hits with a powerful roundhouse to the chin.
+Stunner hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth!
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner lands a series of light punches to the eye.
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+Stunner lands a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Big Money Stunner landed 40 of 40 punches.
Big Money Stunner won the round 10-9
Big Money Stunner is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Stunner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Stunner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stunner tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 3 hurts Stunner with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 pummels Stunner with a loud uppercut to the ribs.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner fires a pair of glancing punches to the face. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stunner hits Dorkness 3 with a series of solid punches to the chin!
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+Stunner stuns Dorkness 3 with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Stunner attacks with a pair of hard combinations to the head. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Big Money Stunner landed 25 of 32 punches.
Big Money Stunner won the round 10-9
Big Money Stunner is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Stunner steps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a series of stinging shots to the ribs!! Stunner shakes his head to clear it.
+Stunner pummels Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Stunner hammers Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose!! Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 3 whacks Stunner with a series of painful shots to the stomach.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stunner pounds Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the face.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner annoys Dorkness 3 with a vicious straight right to the eye.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Stunner escapes.
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+Stunner annoys Dorkness 3 with a flurry of strong blows to the mouth.
+Stunner wallops Dorkness 3 with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big Money Stunner landed 39 of 39 punches.
Big Money Stunner won the round 10-9
Big Money Stunner is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner slams Dorkness 3 with a volley of stiff shots to the chin.
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+Stunner drills Dorkness 3 with a volley of quick punches to the head.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner fires a jab to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 nails Stunner with a solid left to the chest.
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+Stunner fires a off balance jab to the face. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Stunner ducks just in time.
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+Stunner staggers Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the eye!
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+Stunner lands a flurry of blows to the nose. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stunner lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 3 ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Big Money Stunner landed 28 of 37 punches.
Big Money Stunner won the round 10-9
Big Money Stunner is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner jars Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Stunner smashes Dorkness 3 with a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Stunner stays away from it.
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-Stunner throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner whacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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+Stunner jolts Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the chin!
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+Dorkness 3 smacks Stunner with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 smacks Stunner with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Stunner hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Stunner narrowly avoids it
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+Stunner lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Stunner quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 39 punches, and Big Money Stunner landed 30 of 44 punches.
Big Money Stunner won the round 10-9
Big Money Stunner is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a left hook to the stomach, but Stunner ducks just in time.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner rocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Stunner backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a series of stinging punches to the stomach. Stunner doesn't seem bothered.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left to the ribs, but Stunner ducks.
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Stunner tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 throws a series of hard shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 42 punches, and Big Money Stunner landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Big Money Stunner is winning the fight 59-55
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Stunner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of shots to the temple, but falls short.
+Stunner stuns Dorkness 3 with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Stunner with a barrage of strong shots to the eye.
+Dorkness 3 fires a series of light punches to the mouth. Stunner doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses.
-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of shots to the temple, but Stunner narrowly avoids it
+Stunner drills Dorkness 3 with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a pair of loud blows to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the temple.
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+Stunner tags Dorkness 3 with a wild uppercut to the head. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
+Stunner fires a series of punches to the mouth!
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+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of solid shots to the face. Stunner grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 3 belts Stunner with a barrage of nice blows to the head!!
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+Stunner hurts Dorkness 3 with a hook to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 25 of 44 punches, and Big Money Stunner landed 32 of 35 punches.
Big Money Stunner won the round 10-9
Big Money Stunner is winning the fight 69-64
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Stunner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Stunner lands a flurry of solid shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a series of wild punches to the eye. Stunner quickly recovers.
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+Stunner attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a left left to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of left blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 3 staggers Stunner with a left to the head. Stunner asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Stunner ducks just in time.
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+Stunner hits with a series of punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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+Stunner pummels Dorkness 3 with a jab to the face.
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+Stunner wakes up the fans with a barrage of off balance punches to the head!!
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+Dorkness 3 grazes Stunner with a volley of blows to the eye. Stunner ignores it.
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+Stunner pokes Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 3 pops Stunner with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 21 of 51 punches, and Big Money Stunner landed 33 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Big Money Stunner is winning the fight 78-74
Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stunner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Stunner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a series of blows to the temple!
+Dorkness 3 annoys Stunner with a barrage of loud punches to the nose. Stunner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stunner hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Stunner smacks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nasty punches to the head!! Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Stunner connects with a flurry of stinging punches to the face. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Stunner ducks just in time.
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+Stunner scores with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
Stunner lands a powerful right punch in the nose and Dorkness 3's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of right crosses to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 3 nails Stunner with a series of painful uppercuts to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a left right to the mouth, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with Stunner with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Stunner pokes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Stunner whacks Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the face. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stunner hammers Dorkness 3 with a flurry of strong blows to the temple. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stunner hits Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Dorkness 3 tosses a flurry of blows to the eye!
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BELL
Dorkness 3 is obviously tired.
Stunner is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a broken nose.
The doctor won't let Big Money Stunner continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 3 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Big Money Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a technical knockout!
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