Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Straw Dork Boom III by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Monday, April 3, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Jhv covers up.
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Straw attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Straw belts Jhv with a right to the eye.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with Jhv with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
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-Straw attempts a flurry of left punches to the head, but Jhv stays away from it.
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-Straw paws a jab to the head, but misses completely.
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-Straw fires a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Jhv covers himself well.
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-Straw throws a series of left combinations to the face, but falls short.
+Straw nails Jhv with a series of combinations to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 9 of 30 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-9
Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!
Straw is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw paws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Straw attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but Jhv ties him up.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a straight right to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 16 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-18
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Straw looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Straw fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jhv backs out of it.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Jhv beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Jhv stays away from it.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 3 of 25 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-27
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Straw fires a volley of blows to the ribs, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Straw fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a series of right blows to the ribs, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 5 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 24 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-36
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 5
Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Straw attempts a series of right shots to the chest, but misses.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Jhv punches Straw with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin! Jhv drops his guard and pounds away! Straw is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
JHV wins by a technical knockout!
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