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(Strawweight) Strawcles defeated Straw Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Monday, April 3, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Strawcles!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I scores with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Strawcles tags Boom I with a series of solid punches to the stomach!!
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+Boom I solidly lands Strawcles with an illegal kidney punch! Boo! Boo!
+Boom I wallops Strawcles with a flurry of punches to the face.
Boom I lands a slow motion punch in the nose and Strawcles is knocked off his feet!!

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Strawcles struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Strawcles belts Boom I with a series of off balance punches to the head.
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-Boom I probes with a series of left combinations to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Boom I tosses a volley of nice punches to the eye.
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+Strawcles hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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The fighters circle.
+Strawcles pops Boom I with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Strawcles tattoos Boom I with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Strawcles wakes up the fans with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Strawcles hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I paws a pair of combinations to the face, but is ineffective.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Strawcles landed 28 of 30 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-8


Strawcles doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Strawcles grazes Boom I with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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+Strawcles pokes Boom I with a barrage of strong combinations to the chin. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Boom I tosses a series of punches to the ribs. Strawcles beats a hasty retreat.
+Strawcles hits Boom I with a off balance left to the chest.
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-Strawcles fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Boom I blocks.
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-Boom I launches a pair of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Boom I lashes out with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Strawcles quickly backs away.
+Strawcles tags Boom I with a barrage of punches to the chin!
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I throws Strawcles with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Strawcles landed 27 of 33 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 7 of 23 punches.

Strawcles won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 19-18


Strawcles doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 3

Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Strawcles hits with a barrage of loud combinations to the nose.
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+Strawcles smacks Boom I with a painful jab to the ribs.
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+Strawcles hurts Boom I with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Strawcles pummels Boom I with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Strawcles drills Boom I with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus! Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Strawcles hits with a furious right to the face.
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+Strawcles grazes Boom I with a series of mean combinations to the jaw. Strawcles is raining blows! Boom I's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Strawcles wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Strawcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Strawcles 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Strawcles 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Strawcles 10-9

Strawcles wins by a technical knockout!