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Public Fight Report Match Monday, April 3, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is The Return of Bectel!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Bectel clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Bectel hangs on until the referee separates them. Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Bectel hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Dorkness 1 tosses a powerful straight right to the jaw! ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 nails Bectel with a pair of mean punches to the eye. Bectel beats a hasty retreat. Dorkness 1 lands a mighty uppercut and Bectel falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Bectel struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. -Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of combinations to the head, but misses completely. ... +Dorkness 1 annoys Bectel with a series of combinations to the temple. Dorkness 1 lands a powerful blow to the head and Bectel falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Bectel can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!