Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Enor Mpenis defeated Stan "The Swatter" Staples by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Monday, April 3, 2023In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stan "The Swatter" Staples!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Enor Mpenis!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mpenis clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+The Swatter fires a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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The Swatter tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Swatter connects with a flurry of punches to the face!
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-Mpenis paws a flurry of shots to the chin, but The Swatter steps aside.
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+Mpenis connects with a wild left to the chin.
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The Swatter tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mpenis attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but The Swatter deftly avoits it.
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The Swatter tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Swatter rocks Mpenis with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
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+Mpenis solidly lands a flurry of heavy punches to the head. The Swatter sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+The Swatter fires a barrage of solid blows to the nose! Mpenis shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Swatter fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
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The Swatter tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 35 of 43 punches, and Enor Mpenis landed 11 of 26 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 10-9
The Swatter doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mpenis clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Mpenis launches a left to the mouth, but The Swatter quickly backs away.
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+The Swatter annoys Mpenis with a barrage of punches to the head. Mpenis gets mad!
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The Swatter tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Swatter hits Mpenis with a barrage of light blows to the nose.
-Mpenis throws a flurry of right blows to the eye, but falls short.
+The Swatter tags Mpenis with a pair of punches to the chest. Mpenis ignores it.
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-Mpenis lunges with a volley of left blows to the head, but fails to score.
The Swatter tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Swatter tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Swatter throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+The Swatter pummels Mpenis with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
The Swatter tries to attack, but Mpenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Swatter takes charge with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Mpenis hits with a flurry of nasty blows to the face.
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+Mpenis jolts The Swatter with a barrage of shots to the chin!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 38 of 38 punches, and Enor Mpenis landed 10 of 24 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 20-18
The Swatter doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mpenis is brawling. (inside)
-Mpenis probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Mpenis lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Mpenis hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
+The Swatter fires a flurry of solid blows to the face.
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+The Swatter strikes with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Mpenis lands a volley of solid shots to the stomach.
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+The Swatter scores with a loud jab to the mouth. Mpenis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Swatter connects with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
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+The Swatter shakes Mpenis with a right to the ribs. Mpenis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Mpenis attacks with a series of right blows to the ribs, but The Swatter deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 38 of 38 punches, and Enor Mpenis landed 13 of 28 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 30-27
The Swatter doesn't even want to rest!
Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mpenis is brawling. (inside)
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+The Swatter takes charge with a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs. Mpenis sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Mpenis attacks with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+The Swatter backs up Mpenis with a series of punches to the temple.
-Mpenis attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+The Swatter solidly lands a series of solid blows to the solar plexus.
+The Swatter hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Mpenis tosses a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+The Swatter tags Mpenis with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+The Swatter scores with a pair of powerful punches to the nose!
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+The Swatter hits with a flurry of blows to the face.
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-Mpenis attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but The Swatter covers himself well.
+Mpenis takes charge with a volley of blows to the ribs.
+The Swatter wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 42 of 43 punches, and Enor Mpenis landed 13 of 33 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 40-36
The Swatter doesn't even want to rest!
Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mpenis is brawling. (inside)
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-Mpenis throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but The Swatter hides behind his gloves.
-Mpenis attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but The Swatter beats a hasty retreat.
-Mpenis lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but The Swatter takes it in the forearms.
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+The Swatter attacks with a barrage of solid shots to the temple.
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+The Swatter staggers Mpenis with a flurry of blows to the eye.
+The Swatter tosses a quick right to the temple. Mpenis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Swatter hits with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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+The Swatter smacks Mpenis with a series of hard punches to the head.
+Mpenis hurts The Swatter with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Mpenis probes with a volley of right blows to the chest, but The Swatter steps aside.
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+The Swatter strikes with a series of shots to the head.
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+The Swatter wallops Mpenis with a volley of stinging shots to the eye. Mpenis sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+The Swatter wakes up the fans with a pair of wild punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 39 of 39 punches, and Enor Mpenis landed 11 of 33 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 50-45
The Swatter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mpenis is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+The Swatter jolts Mpenis with a volley of stinging punches to the eye! Mpenis covers up.
+The Swatter jolts Mpenis with a solid cross to the temple! Mpenis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Swatter hurts Mpenis with a barrage of punches to the face. Mpenis shakes his head to clear it.
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-Mpenis paws a volley of left crosses to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Mpenis smashes The Swatter with a series of roundhouses to the chin!!
+The Swatter solidly lands a volley of punches to the face. Mpenis is hurt!
+The Swatter wallops Mpenis with a series of shots to the head.
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+Mpenis connects with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+The Swatter throws a flurry of heavy crosses to the ribs.
-Mpenis probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but The Swatter covers himself well.
+Mpenis slams The Swatter with a volley of glancing uppercuts to the nose! The Swatter retreats to the far corner.
+The Swatter tosses a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
+Mpenis punches The Swatter with a series of powerful crosses to the temple! The Swatter falls against the ropes!
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 37 of 37 punches, and Enor Mpenis landed 17 of 33 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 60-54
The Swatter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Mpenis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mpenis is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+The Swatter suprises Mpenis with a nasty roundhouse to the jaw.
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+The Swatter grazes Mpenis with a volley of punches to the head!
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+Mpenis connects with a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth.
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-Mpenis throws a right punch to the mouth, but The Swatter quickly backs away.
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+The Swatter tosses a pair of nice punches to the head. Mpenis doesn't seem bothered.
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-Mpenis lunges with a right jab to the jaw, but The Swatter takes it in the forearms.
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-Mpenis throws a flurry of right uppercuts to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Mpenis tags The Swatter with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. The Swatter seems wobbly!
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+The Swatter pops Mpenis with a series of punches to the eye.
+The Swatter staggers Mpenis with a pair of mean punches to the chin. Mpenis beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 38 of 42 punches, and Enor Mpenis landed 16 of 30 punches.
Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 69-64
The Swatter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mpenis is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+The Swatter punches Mpenis with a pair of commanding punches to the chest. Mpenis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Mpenis catches The Swatter with a volley of powerful hooks to the chin!
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+Mpenis catches The Swatter with a flurry of nasty uppercuts to the nose.
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-Mpenis attempts a volley of right shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Mpenis pokes The Swatter with a flurry of strong hooks to the jaw.
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-Mpenis tries to land a series of crosses to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 7 of 7 punches, and Enor Mpenis landed 17 of 33 punches.
Enor Mpenis won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 78-74
The Swatter is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mpenis is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+The Swatter whacks Mpenis with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
+Mpenis jolts The Swatter with a volley of off balance roundhouses to the chin. The Swatter quickly recovers.
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+Mpenis hammers The Swatter with a barrage of nasty uppercuts to the head.
Mpenis lands a cruel blow to the head and The Swatter is knocked down!!
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The Swatter struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mpenis lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the head, but is ineffective.
+Mpenis staggers The Swatter with a volley of stinging shots to the nose. The Swatter seems wobbly!
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+Mpenis scores with a series of hard crosses to the chin.
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The fighters circle.
+Mpenis staggers The Swatter with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Mpenis suprises The Swatter with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+The Swatter thumps Mpenis with a series of glancing crosses to the face.
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BELL
The Swatter is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Mpenis doesn't even want to rest!
The doctor won't let Stan "The Swatter" Staples continue the fight! Enor Mpenis wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 2: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 3: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 4: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 5: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 6: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 7: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 2: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 3: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 4: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 5: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 6: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 7: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 2: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 3: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 4: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 5: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 6: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 7: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Round 8: Enor Mpenis 10-9
Enor Mpenis wins by a technical knockout!
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