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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 2 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Wednesday, March 29, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a flurry of painful blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a right straight right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Supafizzle 2 smashes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 2 attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 4 covers himself well.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Supafizzle 2 grazes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of loud shots to the face.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Supafizzle 2 with a series of punches to the chest. Supafizzle 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Supafizzle 2 with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Supafizzle 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Supafizzle 2 paws a flurry of right blows to the face, but Dorkness 4 ties him up.
+Dorkness 4 backs up Supafizzle 2 with a pair of off balance blows to the stomach.
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-Supafizzle 2 launches a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 stuns Supafizzle 2 with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 2 lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 4 fires a volley of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Supafizzle 2 is slowing down.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Supafizzle 2 stuns Dorkness 4 with a volley of hard blows to the eye.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Supafizzle 2 fires a barrage of left blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 4 smashes Supafizzle 2 with a series of shots to the chest. Supafizzle 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 smashes Supafizzle 2 with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus. Supafizzle 2 covers up.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27


Supafizzle 2 collapses limply onto his stool.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 rocks Supafizzle 2 with a series of nice punches to the chest. Supafizzle 2 laughs!
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of stiff shots to the solar plexus!! Supafizzle 2 laughs!
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+Dorkness 4 staggers Supafizzle 2 with a barrage of painful shots to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Supafizzle 2 fires a series of shots to the chin.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Supafizzle 2 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Supafizzle 2 grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 4 lands a cruel left blow to the temple and Supafizzle 2's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Supafizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-35


Supafizzle 2 can't remember which corner is his.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)

+Supafizzle 2 smashes Dorkness 4 with a pair of hard blows to the chin.
+Dorkness 4 nails Supafizzle 2 with a flurry of nasty shots to the stomach. Supafizzle 2 backpedals to his own corner. Dorkness 4 is hammering relentlessly! Supafizzle 2 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Supafizzle 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!