Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) It's a Joey VI defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, March 22, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is It's a Joey VI!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
It's is brawling. (inside)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
Dorkness 4 lands a sudden left cross to the jaw and It's collapses!!
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It's struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+It's nails Dorkness 4 with a volley of heavy blows to the nose!
+It's drills Dorkness 4 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-It's tries to land a volley of blows to the eye, but Dorkness 4 ducks.
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It's tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+It's smashes Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 4 pokes It's with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+It's throws a series of stinging punches to the face.
It's lands a mighty hook and Dorkness 4's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+It's attacks with a pair of off balance blows to the chin!
It's lands a powerful uppercut and Dorkness 4 collapses!!
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He's Out!
It's a Joey VI wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
It's can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 4 continue the fight! It's a Joey VI wins by TKO!!
It's a Joey VI wins by a knockout!
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