Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, March 20, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
+Dorkness 1 grazes Dine&dash with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
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-Dine&dash charges with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Dine&dash with a pair of quick punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Dine&dash with a volley of vicious combinations to the eye.
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+Dine&dash backs up Dorkness 1 with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 catches Dine&dash with a series of vicious combinations to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a quick smash to the jaw and Dine&dash is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Dine&dash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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