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(Heavyweight) Theo cruise defeated Annoyance v5.0 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, March 18, 2023

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Theo cruise!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 357 pounds (162 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Cruise covers up.
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Cruise jolts Annoyance with a barrage of powerful blows to the face.
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+Annoyance tattoos Cruise with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Annoyance tries to land a series of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Cruise fires a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Annoyance slams Cruise with a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
Annoyance lands a lightning hook and Cruise's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Cruise struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Annoyance probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Annoyance throws a straight right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Theo cruise landed 6 of 7 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 8 of 36 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-8

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 10-8


Cruise doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Cruise covers up.
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Annoyance attempts a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Annoyance launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Cruise backs out of it.
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+Cruise pops Annoyance with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Annoyance lunges with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Cruise steps aside.
-Annoyance throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Annoyance connects with a volley of off balance punches to the chest. Cruise asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Theo cruise landed 6 of 8 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 8 of 34 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 20-17


Cruise doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Cruise covers up.
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Annoyance paws a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Cruise deftly avoits it.
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-Annoyance tries to land a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Cruise narrowly avoids it
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-Annoyance probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Cruise leaps aside.
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+Cruise rocks Annoyance with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Cruise strikes at will! Annoyance collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Theo cruise wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Cruise remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Annoyance can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9

Theo cruise wins by a technical knockout!