Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, March 10, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer lunges with a series of shots to the jaw, but Never steps aside and laughs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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+Never grazes Slammer with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never smacks Slammer with a volley of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 12 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never attacks with a series of left blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Never lunges with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Slammer escapes.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never wakes up the fans with a volley of furious shots to the chest.
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-Slammer probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Never tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 11 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
+Never connects with a series of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lunges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 9 of 28 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 7 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never throws a left to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a volley of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Slammer fires a flurry of hard punches to the mouth. Never covers up. Slammer strikes at will! Never begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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