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(Middleweight) Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures defeated John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, May 18, 2000

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Creatures is using the ring. (using the ring)
Schmidt stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Creatures annoys Schmidt with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Schmidt tosses a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Schmidt throws a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Schmidt fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Creatures beats a hasty retreat.
+Schmidt rocks Creatures with a barrage of loud blows to the nose. Creatures asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Schmidt throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Schmidt lands a flurry of commanding punches to the chin!!
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-Schmidt probes with a right left to the eye, but Creatures covers himself well.
-Schmidt throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Creatures deftly avoits it.
+Creatures strikes with a pair of strong punches to the stomach. Schmidt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Schmidt backs up Creatures with a series of wild punches to the eye.
+Schmidt whacks Creatures with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Schmidt wallops Creatures with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
-Schmidt attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Creatures stays away from it.
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-Schmidt fires a jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Schmidt attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Creatures jolts Schmidt with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Schmidt tries to land a right to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Schmidt paws a series of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Schmidt connects with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Schmidt probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Creatures clocks Schmidt with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach. Schmidt falls against the ropes!
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-Schmidt lashes out with a left right to the ribs, but Creatures beats a hasty retreat.
-Creatures attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Schmidt belts Creatures with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Schmidt hits with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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+Schmidt lands a jab to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures landed 22 of 33 punches, and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 59 of 97 punches.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt won the round 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is winning the fight 10-9


Creatures doesn't want to stop fighting!

Schmidt doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Creatures is using the ring. (using the ring)
Schmidt stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

-Schmidt attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Creatures fires a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Creatures suprises Schmidt with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Schmidt laughs!
+Schmidt suprises Creatures with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus. Creatures doesn't notice.
-Schmidt lunges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Creatures wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Schmidt grimaces in pain.
+Creatures punches Schmidt with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Schmidt tosses a jab to the head.
-Schmidt throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Creatures catches Schmidt with a flurry of punches to the jaw! Schmidt ignores it.
+Creatures annoys Schmidt with a furious cross to the solar plexus. Schmidt laughs!
+Schmidt hurts Creatures with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
+Schmidt wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
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-Schmidt throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Creatures ducks.
+Schmidt lashes out with a volley of stiff punches to the head.
+Schmidt whacks Creatures with a volley of loud punches to the chin. Creatures covers up.
+Creatures belts Schmidt with a off balance left to the eye.
+Schmidt throws a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Schmidt connects with a pair of punches to the head. Creatures sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Schmidt throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Schmidt probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Creatures deftly avoits it.
+Schmidt tosses a flurry of punches to the chin. Creatures backpedals to his own corner.
+Schmidt hits Creatures with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Creatures grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Creatures connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
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+Schmidt lands a volley of punches to the chin.
+Creatures throws a quick straight right to the temple.
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-Schmidt tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Creatures blocks.
+Schmidt clocks Creatures with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
+Creatures hits with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
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+Schmidt attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the head. Creatures falls against the ropes!
+Schmidt wakes up the fans with a series of heavy punches to the eye.
+Schmidt attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Schmidt jolts Creatures with a volley of punches to the jaw. Creatures doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Creatures pounds Schmidt with a barrage of powerful shots to the stomach. Schmidt beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures landed 57 of 57 punches, and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 65 of 108 punches.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt won the round 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is winning the fight 20-18


Creatures doesn't want to stop fighting!

Schmidt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Creatures is using the ring. (using the ring)
Schmidt stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Creatures throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but Schmidt hides behind his gloves.
+Creatures throws a jab to the eye.
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+Creatures connects with a hard straight right to the nose!! Schmidt laughs!
+Creatures connects with a flurry of hard punches to the chin!!
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+Creatures catches Schmidt with a series of heavy shots to the nose.
+Creatures annoys Schmidt with a pair of light punches to the stomach!!
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+Creatures hits with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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+Creatures shakes Schmidt with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Schmidt lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Schmidt solidly lands a furious left to the stomach.
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-Schmidt charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Schmidt paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Creatures steps aside.
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+Creatures lands a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Creatures probes with a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Schmidt beats a hasty retreat.
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+Creatures throws a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Schmidt whacks Creatures with a vicious jab to the ribs. Creatures sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures landed 44 of 55 punches, and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 11 of 24 punches.

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures won the round 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is winning the fight 29-28


Creatures doesn't even want to rest!

Schmidt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Creatures is using the ring. (using the ring)
Schmidt stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

-Schmidt throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Creatures belts Schmidt with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Schmidt connects with a stinging straight right to the eye.
-Schmidt tries to land a straight right to the face, but misses completely.
+Creatures hits with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
-Schmidt throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Creatures escapes.
-Schmidt tries to land a cross to the face, but to no avail.
+Creatures hits with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
-Schmidt paws a flurry of blows to the head, but Creatures steps aside and laughs.
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+Schmidt strikes with a jab to the head.
+Schmidt catches Creatures with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
+Schmidt drills Creatures with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
+Creatures hits with a volley of mean punches to the head. Schmidt doesn't notice.
-Schmidt tries a pair of right punches to the head, but Creatures quickly backs away.
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+Creatures pops Schmidt with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest!
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-Schmidt tries to land a jab to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Creatures tattoos Schmidt with a series of punches to the head. Schmidt gets mad!
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+Schmidt smacks Creatures with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Creatures slams Schmidt with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Schmidt retreats to the far corner.
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+Creatures tosses a series of furious punches to the chest.
+Schmidt tosses a jab to the temple!
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+Creatures throws a jab to the solar plexus.
+Schmidt scores with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
+Schmidt throws a barrage of mean punches to the temple. Creatures hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Creatures lands a volley of stiff punches to the chin. Schmidt shakes his head to clear it.
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+Schmidt drills Creatures with a flurry of light punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures landed 55 of 56 punches, and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 64 of 113 punches.

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Creatures doesn't even want to rest!

Schmidt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Creatures is using the ring. (using the ring)
Schmidt stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Creatures tags Schmidt with a volley of punches to the chin. Schmidt is hurt!
+Schmidt hits Creatures with a loud hook to the nose.
+Schmidt hits with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Creatures throws a series of hard punches to the stomach. Schmidt covers up.
+Schmidt backs up Creatures with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Creatures grimaces in pain.
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+Schmidt throws a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Creatures nails Schmidt with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus! Schmidt shakes his head to clear it.
+Schmidt connects with a light left to the chest.
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+Creatures suprises Schmidt with a flurry of hard punches to the head. Schmidt retreats to the far corner.
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+Schmidt clocks Creatures with a commanding jab to the stomach!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Schmidt tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Schmidt lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Schmidt lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Creatures escapes.
+Creatures stuns Schmidt with a pair of stiff shots to the jaw.
+Schmidt throws a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Creatures wallops Schmidt with a series of commanding punches to the face.
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-Schmidt attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Schmidt attacks with a series of punches to the head, but Creatures blocks.
-Schmidt paws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Schmidt pounds Creatures with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Creatures quickly recovers.
+Creatures rocks Schmidt with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Schmidt covers up.
+Schmidt hammers Creatures with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Schmidt hits with a nasty jab to the chest.
+Creatures annoys Schmidt with a series of hard punches to the chest.
+Schmidt hits Creatures with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
-Schmidt tries a volley of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Creatures tags Schmidt with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
-Schmidt attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Creatures ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures landed 52 of 52 punches, and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 57 of 109 punches.

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures won the round 10-9

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures is winning the fight 48-47


Creatures doesn't even want to rest!

Schmidt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Creatures is using the ring. (using the ring)
Schmidt throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Creatures lands a flurry of furious punches to the eye. Schmidt shakes his head to clear it.
Creatures lands a powerful cross to the jaw and Schmidt is knocked out of the ring!!

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TWO

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FIVE

SIX
Schmidt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Schmidt throws a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Creatures ties him up.
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+Creatures shakes Schmidt with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Schmidt lashes out with a right cross to the nose, but goes wide.
+Creatures lands a jab to the solar plexus.
Creatures lands a bone crushing right smash to the jaw and Schmidt drops like a stone!!

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TWO

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SEVEN
Schmidt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Schmidt attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but Creatures takes it in the forearms.
+Creatures pokes Schmidt with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Schmidt grimaces in pain.
+Creatures attacks with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Creatures fires a barrage of punches to the face.
+Schmidt tosses a series of heavy crosses to the chin. Creatures backpedals to his own corner.
+Creatures tags Schmidt with a volley of punches to the chin. Schmidt sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Creatures hits with a light roundhouse to the chest.
Creatures lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Schmidt is knocked down!!

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EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Creatures remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Schmidt looks exhausted. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 2: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures 10-9
Round 4: Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures 10-9
Round 5: Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 2: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures 10-9
Round 4: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 5: Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 2: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures 10-9
Round 4: Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures 10-9
Round 5: Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures 10-9

Joseph Bird's Jim of Winged Creatures wins by a knockout!