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Public Fight Report Match Monday, March 6, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Straw hits with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Schumer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... +Straw belts Schumer with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Straw lands a mighty left haymaker and Schumer is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Schumer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Schumer annoys Straw with a barrage of blows to the eye. Schumer lands a cruel right blow to the temple and Straw is lifted off his feet and onto his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... Schumer tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them. +Straw hits with a volley of heavy blows to the ribs. Schumer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Straw lands a cruel right blow to the temple and Schumer collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Schumer can't remember which corner is his. Straw can't remember which corner is his. Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!