Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, March 4, 2023In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Censored fires a jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Monster tags Censored with a series of mean punches to the eye. Censored asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Monster punches Censored with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
+Censored wallops Monster with a mean jab to the eye.
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+Monster hits with a series of strong blows to the chest.
+Monster catches Censored with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
+Censored strikes with a right to the jaw!
-Censored fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Censored fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Monster hides behind his gloves.
-Censored attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Monster ducks.
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+Monster attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw. Censored falls against the ropes!
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-Censored throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Censored probes with a jab to the face, but Monster blocks.
-Censored paws a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Monster backs up Censored with a quick jab to the eye! Censored asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Monster punches Censored with a jab to the head. Censored is hurt!
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+Censored fires a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
-Censored throws a right jab to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Censored probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Censored annoys Monster with a series of furious shots to the eye. Monster beats a hasty retreat.
+Monster connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Censored attacks with a volley of wild punches to the face.
-Censored attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Censored probes with a series of punches to the head, but Monster blocks.
+Monster pops Censored with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye. Monster is raining blows! Censored can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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