Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon defeated Fart Slammer by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Friday, March 3, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 155 pounds (70 kilograms) is Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer probes with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but The Croat Comet ties him up.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 10-9
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer paws a volley of shots to the mouth, but The Croat Comet steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 20-18
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer fires a left cross to the solar plexus, but The Croat Comet backs out of it.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 30-27
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer paws a volley of left punches to the eye, but The Croat Comet escapes.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 40-36
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer fires a pair of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
-The Croat Comet attempts a flurry of blows to the face, but misses.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 7 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 50-45
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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+The Croat Comet punches Slammer with a flurry of punches to the face!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 7 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 60-54
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 7 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 70-63
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer charges with a left right to the solar plexus, but The Croat Comet steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 80-72
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
-Slammer probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Croat Comet ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 90-81
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer throws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but The Croat Comet hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 9 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 100-90
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer launches a right hook to the chin, but The Croat Comet takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 9 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 110-99
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
The Croat Comet covers up.
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but The Croat Comet blocks.
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+The Croat Comet tosses a volley of heavy punches to the chest. Slammer laughs!
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon landed 4 of 8 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 7 punches.
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon won the round 10-9
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon is winning the fight 120-108
The Croat Comet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 2: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 3: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 4: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 5: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 6: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 7: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 8: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 9: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 10: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 11: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 12: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Total Score: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 2: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 3: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 4: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 5: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 6: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 7: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 8: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 9: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 10: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 11: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 12: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Total Score: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 120-108
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 2: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 3: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 4: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 5: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 6: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 7: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 8: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 9: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 10: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 11: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Round 12: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 10-9
Total Score: Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon 120-108
Mark "The Croat Comet" Cannon wins by decision!
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